Uintah High School - Uintahn Yearbook (Vernal, UT)

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At some schools the favor- ite spectator sport is wrestling, football, or basketball while other schools prefer such sports as cheerleader analysis. At Uintah the favorite sport for both spectator and partici- pant is Heater Sitting. Like most sports. Heater Sitting requires agility, speed, hand-eye coordina- tion. hours of practice and most of all desire. While Heater Sitting may or may not be the national pastime it is our favorite for both the watcher and the watchee. 10 student life

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Can You Spot The Real Uintah Teacher? Can you spot the real Uintah teachers from the pictures on this page? tt i Nope, he is Marks-a lot Eden the traveling silicon salesman. 82 Jones, not hardly, he's really Herr Jones under contract from National School Assemblies for his famous magic act: turning his hand into flower by squinting eyes 3 Don't let this angelic disguise fool you. he is world champion weight lifter who is retiring to be editor of Gunmess Book of Records «4 Madsen—No way. she is a stripper who defected from Casino de Paris who disguised her act by performing in polio shoes 8 5 Never she is a top fashion designer who models her latest creation in eye wear called The joy of Specks ” The real Uintah teachers were wiser than to show up dressed like this The following pictures are presented under authority of the faculty assembly. Any re-use or reproduction without their written permission is strictly prohibited student life 9

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ALKA 2 This is for the Cheerleaders who can t oet kids to cheer at big pep rally. P®P Club who can t yell because the fire is too hot. student life 11 For the man who lives west of the High School whose T V just went out during the Joey Heatherton commercial For the Executive Council Advisor who didn’t know there were T V wires over the bonfire For the Executive Council members who thought the fire would burn the other way.