Uintah High School - Uintahn Yearbook (Vernal, UT)

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i e6ed uoisiaip Mark Byram, we know he doesn't put out fires, he starts them! And Mark skin head”! The Student Body president, with hair—never, elevator COWBOYS don't wear hippie watch bands like Bill Loos! Gregg Williams, uniform! Mrs. Hawkins, should know that a candidate for mother of the We all know Squanto belongs out on the bell tower, with the pigeons, a One Man Woman” Mrs. Webb, obviously didn't check her book out! than her. Mr. Thomas finds this whole thing a hair raising experience.

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Can You Spot The Real Uintah Teacher? Can you spot the real Uintah teachers from the pictures on this page? tt i Nope, he is Marks-a lot Eden the traveling silicon salesman. 82 Jones, not hardly, he's really Herr Jones under contract from National School Assemblies for his famous magic act: turning his hand into flower by squinting eyes 3 Don't let this angelic disguise fool you. he is world champion weight lifter who is retiring to be editor of Gunmess Book of Records «4 Madsen—No way. she is a stripper who defected from Casino de Paris who disguised her act by performing in polio shoes 8 5 Never she is a top fashion designer who models her latest creation in eye wear called The joy of Specks ” The real Uintah teachers were wiser than to show up dressed like this The following pictures are presented under authority of the faculty assembly. Any re-use or reproduction without their written permission is strictly prohibited student life 9