US Naval Reserve Midshipmens School - Side Boy Yearbook (New York, NY)

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With Apologies to Rocks and Shoals Our Navy course is brightly marked With Wisdonfs guiding beacons, But none more useful than this tip About two things you'll meet on weekends: The first of these you like, on Sunday, But mate. how much you hate it Monday! The second thing. when had on Sabbath, Kills you. but no sorrow stabbeth On the morrow. The one you like at first is Scotch. The other? lt's a Weekend Watcli. LIFE WITH JOE GISH TCOIIIZIIILIGIT from Fealure Sectfonl MRS. GISH: 1Still sobbingl HSometimes l think you just married me for my jobf' JOE: lDefensivelyl uYou know l didn't. For that matter, l could have married Joanne and her job in the steel mill is much better than yours. Oh, Everything goes well until . . .J Mary, l love you. Honest. l dof, MRS. GISH: Do you, Joe? Say it againf' JOE: ul love you. Mary. honest. MRS. GISH: '4Again, Joefi fAnd so it goes, again and again, until finally Mary is smiling through tear-soaked eyes. Then she re- turns to preparing mess. When mess is prepared she and Joe sit down, both their chairs lashed to the table. Just as they were aboard Joeis destroyer. MRS. CISH: uJoe. JOE: 'LYes.'i MRS. OISH: HI invited Captain Ransom over to- night for our anniversaryf, JOE: fTurning violently redl uOmigawd. Captainis inspection! Mary. you, you, you don't know what kind of hell that is, etc. etc .... 77 CW'e won't take you through all this scene, gentle reader. lt's just like what happened before. Mary cries. Joe wheedles her hack to happiness, and finally, she hustles off to the aircraft factory and Joe settles clown to his new domain, the one for which the Navy trained him - cleaning, bed- making, and scrubbing for the captainis inspec- tions.l KASIDE T0 THE BRIDEN If you marry him. anyway, dolft say we Clifllljl warn you..l 6'on9rafufafion:i . . between us, we will give America rest. EELIPSE SLEEP PHUUUET5 INC. DIVISION OF UNITED STATES CABINET BED CO. BROOKLYN, NEW' YORK if ir ir ir C 07lZPli77Z67Il'J' 0 f ERIE FDRGE CDMPANY ERIE, PENNSYLVANIA ir ir if ir

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