US Army Infantry School - Doughboy Yearbook (Fort Benning, GA)

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Jef all I 1' fs l, n I .s at -fl fm l9z4- oousifaov IN THE NAME GF GOD QAMEN A 'D' Student, being of sound mind and memory, but considering the uncertainty of this my existence as a Collegian, do make and I W 3 ix' declare this my last will and testament. M i I if is First, I desire that my body be given a suitable burial, agree- able to the wishes of my relatives and such friends as I may have left after the publication of this will. And if there be a crypt under A. I-I. No. 3, 'tis there that I would rest, that my remains may forever be lulled into an harmonious peace. Second: My wordly goods being of no value and coveted by none, I make no reference to them hereafter. Excepting these, I now will and devise all other things in the World, and more especially those existing within the con- fines of this post or in the imagination of its permanent personnel. I hereby appoint the Editor of the Infantry School News as Executor of this my last will and testament to serve without bond and without com- pensation. And I charge that he carry out faithfully and minutely the several terms of this will knowing his services will be well worth their cost. ITEM: To Captain Layman I will and bequeath all sighting bars and triangles and gun slings and score books, as well as the hot sun which shone mercilessly upon our backs. And I charge that he use them all unsparingly upon future classes, that posterity may not rise up and say of us: 'What liars ye mortals be., ITEM: To Lieutenant Cullen I will and bequeath all gas cylinders and extractors and ejectors and rules to be applied before and after firing. And I charge posterity to forget them quickly-even as you and I. ITEM: To Major Crawford jointly with Captain Pearson I will and bequeath all contours and conventional signs. And I charge them jointly and separately to pass them on in as sugar-coated a form as they were passed to us, but with less delayed action. And I further leave to Major Crawford all the 'A's in all the alphabets, and I charge him to use his bequest freely and without stint, witholding for his own use such few 'D's as he may have left after our departure. ITEM: To Captain Beebe I leave all pistol triggers that he may squeeze them to his heart's content, pondering the while over the shattered atmosphere when our targets bobbed too quickly. 1, vis J?- i I -Q 'Z' 9 -.J N, ,qw iq-- 14 x 4 F9 lip

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12.1 Q , Q-1, Ny lf-f ee: gf Rl Q.Q9QJQ!QD5A HENRX' TERRELL, JR. Zlfrljfif, 1Ilf.Illfl'VX' Chick CHICK wants to gn to I,t-:nt-:iw-,rtli fscln-ol, not prisonl :xml then to R. 0. 'lf C. tlnly forever. He is a great luver of horses anil spentls all of his spare time aruuntl the stahles. An athlete from the gruunml up hut his Mmwgrapli ruined him. A prufouml stulent hetueen 7:00 and S.2l p. ni. then llenry succumhs. .ALBERT S. TUCKER fllfljor, lllftlllffj' - Tuck n'oN 1' me LUNCH OLD man Tucker comes to us from Virginia, via thc land of fast horses and beautiful women, or vice versa. One who has not heard him ex- pound upon the curative powers of Dr. Hitt-'S Pain Cure for the ills of man, and colic :intl bots in mules and horses, has missed something. Tuck says the 16th went fast at Soissons. HERBERT IXLONZO VVADSWORTH Mnj01', Illfalllry VVaeldy, VVaCl WAD could never he clubhetl a chatterbox, but when he does speak he says something. He talked the Panamanians out of their decoration for solidity, and he isn't so solid, either. He is a forester, and must feel at home among the rest' of us. ROBERT JOHN VVEST Maj01', Ilzfzmtry Mah Jong uWHAT,S THAT?U R. john crossed the Meuse at Dun with the llth Foot-then, according to his monograph, he double crossccl his K. O. and Wound up SODHC- where near Berlin. However, we have seen him in action only in the Club and on the Polo field, and if he fit the wah like he plays Bridge and Polo-Soldiers of the empire-beware!

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in ii '-Av! PI I f. ll Q lm. .1.4 3 I 1 -v :U9z4- oousuaov' .x . ITEM: To Captain Glasgow I leave all distances that he may estimate them at his leisure, with no thought for the morrow, when the tape line shall prove mightier than the eye. ITEM: To Lieutenant Dayton, I will and bequeath all T. N. T., and other high explosives, if there be others, and all detonators. And I charge that he mix them carefully before using, that he may not mix with them thereafter. ITEM: To Captain Strain I leave all bayonets. And I charge that he procure from other sources the energy to use his bequest, for verily I have none of the latter to devise. ITEM: To Captain Karlstad I leave all covers to be raced, and all trunnion block safety lock catch pivot springs to be described, at the same time trusting that his faith in humanity may in no wise diminish to the extent that he shall test the intelligence of his future classes. ITEM: To Captain Forney I leave all battery charts and all angles of site and their little sisters and brothers. And I charge that he treat them tenderly and divulge their secrets as painstakingly to future generations as he did to us. And I leave to him the long, long days to ponder over the ability of the human race to resist the introduction of knowledge. ITEM: To Captain Ransom I leave all direct firing and all overhead firing, and sand bags and gun barrels, and I charge him to be most careful of the latter when his seniors are marching bravely but tremulously below. ITEM: To Captain Leiber I will and bequeath all Tommy Bars to- gether with his histrionic ability to describe their origin. ITEM: To Major Wheeler I leave all cavalry gates, and the art of mounting a horse with his right foot, and foxes to be hunted. And I charge that he chase the latter by sight, rather than with noseless caninesg keeping ever to the open road. ITEM: To Sumner Waite I will and bequeath all artillery, both attached and supporting. And I charge him to ponder deeply over the distinction, and to pass on to his future classes the results of his musings. ITEM: To Colonel Bjornstad I leave all Infantry Training, especially recommending to him that of the Third Infantry. And I leave to him all skis and Snowshoes, and such other equipment, if it be equipment, of which he may have knowledge. And I charge that he, in instructing future genera- tions, tell them what it is all about. ef- 1 1' YI 71 4 x Ivy