USC School of Medicine - Asklepiad Yearbook (Los Angeles, CA)

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and now we turn to the lighter side Whot-cha doing after work, big boy? Nothing, Sweetie, [ust going out with my boy friend. It might be a little cold at first. I kept it fresh m the refrigerator at the morgue. What s the moMer with you creeps? You yellow ' . V - ' - V } All right, Vosquez, put that camera do I ' ll break your neck! 76

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SURVEYOR DISEASE Symptoms, signs, diagnosis, differential, treatment, prognosis, and pathology were the different acts in that great color spectacular, Survey of Disease or Learn only the Important Material . Leadmg lady was Dr. Helen Martin whose performances m the Kidney and Endocrinology sections were as perplexing as her questions on the final exam. Dr. Reynolds portrayed the young chemist who tried to devise a way for establish- ing how much fluid needed to be replaced in a patient attacked by the arch villain, Laberror. Dr. Rapaport ' s performance in Hematology was s o outstanding he was given a Golden Apple Award by the Academy of Junior Students. Humor was provided by Doctors Horowitz, Rossof, and Haverback as they discussed the different forms of pancreatic cysts. Assistant to arch villian Laberror was Dr. Bethune, who was always hissed as he came on stage. However, he was unaffected as he always said Ah, that is music to my ears. The supporting cast was outstanding and too long to mention individually. Doctors Nelson, Redeker, and Peters, however, deserve special mention for their outstanding performances in the other sections. Don ' t miss Survey of Disease or Learn only the Important Material and when you see it try to figure out the important material. We couldn ' t. And o pa edocyst does nol ho material Anesthesiology lecturi 75

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of life Right: All I did was offer her a Tipanlb. . « I She better do a good job or I ' ll bop her in the s It ' s your own fault, Mark. If you didn ' t chew bubble