University of Southern California School of Dentistry - El Molaro (Los Angeles, CA)

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Oh yes, its routine to break these tiles off ' Like my haircut! ' W- - C pur ' iua . Riddle: What ' s 2 ft. high. 2 ft. thick, 2 ft. wide, and weighs two tons? Answer: Tree trunk? , nope. Muller. What can be said about a guy that rows a boat with a guitar and serenades fish at 5 a.m. Well I ' d say he ' s different. Jeff has always been conscious of his uniqueness, specifically his herculean strength. He use to snap handpieces in half every week in operative, as well as crushing mobile cabinets that didn ' t have Chico and the Man stickers on them. Or when he wasn ' t attacking O ' keefe or Armistead, he would be taking his frustrations out on the cubicle or punch holes in the wall, etc . . There was a time when tvluller wouldn ' t miss a class, cut a corner, or curse. But no more. Once he got use to folks he really let loose. Then one day he met, and introduced us to Stephanie, the woman of his life. And Jeff immediately resumed his once quiet and humble self (at least until she left). Seriously though. Jeff is a nice fellow. He has the utmost respect for enamel rods and dentinal tubules, and swears by dycal and copalite. He ' s a practical person and I believe he ' ll be a practical dentist, and a credit to U.S.C. and the dental profession. Right on Jeff. Good luck and many children. I ' d really rather lift weights. Gee I miss Armadong and those pantyhose.

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Doubles as a hairbrush. Reggie with the ladies. U.S.I. San Diego, B.D.S.A. I nanKs ee To (2?c J -f - s- r y ,an -for hi ' P ' t ' flfXe anJ Un ' i ' n fly , CIA. ' y »» v - ' lui, ' ouhe. J uiif i -for- h r l cfhJ - i e a From the shores of distant Ghana and the Ivory Coast (where they worship mud and sticks) comes my lab partner. Along with Reggie from this far off land came many new and strange ideas. I must say that I got quite a schooling from him. I will admit to receiving a wonderful musical education at the hands of Reggie ' s radio. Sounds of screaming women and men swallowing live Gila monsters will remain with me for some time. Another lesson I received from ol ' Comedo concerned the finer points of feminine pleasures (all except one). Reggie ' s insatiable desire for the ultimate in feline-like pulchritude was answered in the form of the good witch of the North - Baby Cakes. I know it must be comforting for Reggie to know that she can materialize an assortment of rings for his nasus externus at anytime and anyplace. With all the bumps to be felt at dental school Reggie always helped me up after I tripped and fell. I have so much to thank him for, but I am most thankful for his friendship. All joking aside, what more can be said of Reggie but that he is tall, dark, and handsome, (well 2 out of 3 ain ' t bad) . k- r lOl I recommend the ten finger special. i ' st- Reggie hangin ' loose.

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S.U.N., Treasurer Delta Sigma Delta, Around the World Operative Honor ■ J h fui ' ■ ' Is this where I put it? ' I just got my F.I.S.L.! ' Tims ' favorite subject. Yes, I must admit Tim Gault was one amazing person in his four years in dental school. He was unique in many ways. He was the only person I knew who made it through Dental school without being there half the time. He was the only person I knew who passed all the class quizzes and only took half of them himself. He was the only person I knew who didn ' t develop bruxing habits or TMJ p roblems while in Dental school. He was the only person I knew who would schedule a special clinic patient IV2 hrs late (3:30pm) and not panic. He was the only person I knew whose blood pressure dropped rather than increased during his four years at S.C. In general, he was the only person I knew who did n ' t give a — - half the time and got away with it! Tim experienced a couple ordeals in his four years but remained cool and came out of them without a cut or scratch on him; like the time when 7 D-Mat quizzes were handed in with Tim ' s name on each quiz and he wasn ' t even there to take the quiz! This confusion was later straightened out and everything was ok. But there were many times when his friends had to cover for him and make up excuses and alibis for his absences ' eg. . uh he ' s in Palm Springs at his Granmother ' s studying for a big exam in Human Behavior class! But seriously, Tim (or FLP. that ' s what his lab partner called him) was a very hard worker (whenever he was in school) He worked quickly and efficiently and thus was nicknamed ' Gunner Gault in his preclinical years. I know Tim will be successful when he gets into the real world; not because of his expertise in restorative dentistry, nor because of his friendliness or eagerness to help his friends and others, but rather because of his attitude, his ability to take things in stride and his ability to put things in their proper perspective and to treat them accordingly That. I think, was Tim ' s secret to success in Dental