University of Southern California School of Dentistry - El Molaro (Los Angeles, CA)

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DARRYL JONES, D.D.S. Amidst the poverty that prevailed in Scptomlx-r of 1966 came a ' iant of a man (literally) with a fast ear (so he told us). A collection was miniediately taken for tliis poor lad and with the help of his classmates Darryl has managed to turn the last 4 years into a mod- , erate success. The dental school ' s J. Paul Getty had numerous talents and very few inhibitions which each student and instructor will validate. Five o ' clock and all ' s w.-ll was the first but not the last. Each on. ' irot better and each time Darrvl got redder. Being of the lower classes, Darryl never had tim.. for fun before Dental school, so when he started in 1966 he tackled sports like he attacked the women. He has been seen skimg (or so he cal»s it) down the clinic floor in his famous think snow outfit, practicing his golf swing (?) on the head; and has personally inspected every bar west of Hoover in search for more women. Joining the Earl— break your Engagement Movement Darryl was voted the man most likely to succeed despite his low financial status and introverted tendencies while in school.

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w BARRY JONES, D.D.S. An enterprise, when fairly once hefiun. should not he left till all that oiifrlit is won. — Shakespcari ' And of the four years of joy : ■ .the S T .... grades .... all-nighters ....$$.... pimped .... molar endo .... Dr. GaJutia .... WAG .... dre; code .... Bass checks .... douhle elinirs .... hair over the collar .... clean moliilc cabinet .... lousy imprp.«.sions . . . partials ....

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Es: - .;JV ' - -.t ELMER ROBERT JONES, D.D.S. For details sep Grant ' s Atlas and the PDR. My ambition is to put a high sh God bless America, yea apple pi( le top of my Moiiile Cabinet.