University of Southern California School of Dentistry - El Molaro (Los Angeles, CA)

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if ya ain ' t gonna buy, .«■« don ' t handle llv j merchandise! DONALD PHILLIPS, D.D.S. BEVERLY HILIS, CALIEORNIA University of Colorado University of California at Berkeley University of California at Los Angeles Alpha Omega Don Epidemic Phillips as he is affectionately referred to, has spent more time at the USC Medical Clinic than the use Dental Clinic. The walking agar plate ' s greatest achievement came in his junior year when he got a big B in practice administration without ever attending a lecture. Mr. Host Organism spends most of his time making the winter ski circuits where he claims he got a little A —without ever attending a lecture! Sports do play a big part in Don ' s life— snow skiing, of course, water skiing on the Colorado, and ping pong in the lounge. Until the bug got him late in the junior year his fine technique enabled him to keep up with the class even though working at half speed . . . with his many extra- curricular activities taking up the rest of his time. Don will make a welcome addition to the dental profession upon graduation ... for he is one of the really nice guys of our class. A little higher, Ronnie! Skiing, cards, liquor, women . . . 140

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Notice the hoop, its shadow, the ball, the mallet, my legs, arms, nose, pompador and bald spot are all aligned before I strike . . . No lady, I ' m not clawing on your face. Well, its better than a safe deposit box at First National . . . REX PETERS, D.D.S, SAN BERNARDINO, CALIFORNIA Pomona College Delta Sigma Delta Alpha Tau Epsilon It has been said that Rex Peters, for years, has polished his head with Wesson oil! So that is what makes you sparkle so much, Rex! We just got word that the freshmen want you to come grind in their typodonts for them. They may not feel so bad if you tell them you used three sets of teeth as a freshman. Or, maybe you can ' t help the sophs mount their teeth for the manikin — yours were so beautiful . . . unforgetable! Rex has the singly unique distinction of being engaged to a goose girl. His golden goose girl is named Donna, and admittedly, she is very pretty and rightly deserves the role of owning the golden goose egg (Walter). Rex, the mighty kid from the hot plains of San Bernardino, via Pomona College, probably remembers how he and the Rabbit sneaked into the freshman lab to view their models ... or the wild San Clemente beach party that took Rex over a week to regain his equilibrium. We hope. Rex, that you don ' t get too mad at the swabbies in the Navy. Well, ole ' buddy is going down the aisle of destiny this June with his goose girl, and we cannot think of a better thing that could happen to such a great friend! 139

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Class I— no; Class II— er; Class 111 — aw, just hand it here! LEONARD PRESTON, D.D.S. SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA San Diego State College Pasadena College I ' ll buy you a pipe, Lenney — then the tobacco won ' t burn your hand . . . Ready . Rumor has it that Lennie is actually a young buck of some twenty-five years . . . don ' t believe it! This guy is one step away from qualifying for social security! Lennie still sports a beautiful scar on his thumb which he received during his sophomore year in S and T, when he learned that the joe dandy is as effective with flesh as wtih gold! Although no transfusons were required, his hair turned three shades grayer from the shock. Dr. Bassett of wear said that the gash should have no affect on his ability to pack a Class V foil (but arterial blood has a mysterious non-cohesive quality about it). There is no truth to the rumor that Lennie met his beautiful wife, Dinda, in a topless bar in San Francisco and wooed her with exciting stories of his World War II heriocs against the famous German flying ace, the Red Baron. Besides, Lennie doesn ' t drink! The couple have one child who was born bald ... but now has a beautiful head of gray hair! 141