University of Southern California School of Dentistry - El Molaro (Los Angeles, CA)

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JACK PATTIRSON, A.A., D.D.S. LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA Santa Monica City College XI Psi Phi Sure I ' m happy smoking — you ' d be too if you bought these little brown cigarettes! Breathes there never a man who to everyone hath not said why the hell are we doing this? Attitude Jack: I ' ll get it done . . . I ' ll do it tomorrow . . . and he does! Jack, rather than conning, gets conned constantly. He was conned into carving teeth for other students, conned into setting up teeth, conned into showing everyone around him how to do it (lack was a jab technician prior to dental school. He was conned into becoming a working member of the cast of the Christmas Play in our sophomore year, and doing a copper matrix which was checked by all 100 class members. He was conned into becoming class secretary-treasurer during our junior and senior years . . . and an editor of the El Molaro. jack is what you might call a tight-hang-loose. Through all this service to one and all he has managed to get his own work done with superb proficiency. Most of the first two years of dental school Jack spent at Stuby ' s, on the roque court, or mowing the spacious lawns of the apartments he owns (the mortgage on). And, his main hobby is sleeping. His last two years of dental school have been spent at the 901, working on the El Molaro. There aren ' t many things Jack won ' t do for you . . . it ' s a wonder that he has been able to carry his load with such ease and yet accomplish so much in the field of human relations . . . he ' ll make a great dentist! Two pickled fish 138

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The hands Slop chewy DAVID W. PARK, B.S., D.D.S. LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA Los Angeles City College University of Southern California Xi Psi Phi Alpha Tau Epsilon Dave Goldtinger Park, two years older than Buddha, is our own Korean heritage. Meticulous, inscrutable, master of the Oriental arts of beer drinking and crown and bridge, Dave managed to get top grades in his own technique work, while doing enough of everybody else ' s to insure them of a passing grade. Scorning the juvenile pursuits of ping pong and bridge, Dave preferred the more mature leisure-time activity of wandering around the clinic enjoying the views with Dr. Dickson. Most frequently at night, or on some weekend day you ' re most apt to find him at a sporting event of some kind . . . football, basketball, baseball, waterpolo, etc. He knows the names of the players in these various sports, along with all of tluMr vital statistics and idiosyncrasies. He ' ll tell you when they are going to pass, and when a run will be tried, who ' ll make the next basket, or when the coach will take them out. An outstanding dentist at this point in his career, Dave is destined to be one of the finest practitioners in our profession. whew — garlic on this one, loo! 137

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Notice the hoop, its shadow, the ball, the mallet, my legs, arms, nose, pompador and bald spot are all aligned before I strike . . . No lady, I ' m not clawing on your face. Well, its better than a safe deposit box at First National . . . REX PETERS, D.D.S, SAN BERNARDINO, CALIFORNIA Pomona College Delta Sigma Delta Alpha Tau Epsilon It has been said that Rex Peters, for years, has polished his head with Wesson oil! So that is what makes you sparkle so much, Rex! We just got word that the freshmen want you to come grind in their typodonts for them. They may not feel so bad if you tell them you used three sets of teeth as a freshman. Or, maybe you can ' t help the sophs mount their teeth for the manikin — yours were so beautiful . . . unforgetable! Rex has the singly unique distinction of being engaged to a goose girl. His golden goose girl is named Donna, and admittedly, she is very pretty and rightly deserves the role of owning the golden goose egg (Walter). Rex, the mighty kid from the hot plains of San Bernardino, via Pomona College, probably remembers how he and the Rabbit sneaked into the freshman lab to view their models ... or the wild San Clemente beach party that took Rex over a week to regain his equilibrium. We hope. Rex, that you don ' t get too mad at the swabbies in the Navy. Well, ole ' buddy is going down the aisle of destiny this June with his goose girl, and we cannot think of a better thing that could happen to such a great friend! 139