University of Southern California School of Dentistry - El Molaro (Los Angeles, CA)

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nunca deja de asar el pasta dental Crest! ROBERT MONTGOMERY, B.S., D.D.S. LONC BEACH, CALIFORNIA Long Beach State College You ' re hurting, lady! No, I never rang the bell at Notre Dame! Bob comes to us from Lorig Beach State College and the Parke-Davis Company. He obtained his B.S. at Long Beach State, and if you ask George M. he ' ll tell you it was a true B.S. It seems that one of Bob ' s favorite pastimes is pestering Morris to desperation! Other of Bob ' s infamous activities include missionary expeditions to Mexico . . . with cotton rolls and a flashlight in hand he becomes the tireless terminator of tooth torture, or as the natives call him, the Gringo Tooth Fairy. At school our religious friend spends five nights a week trying to find someone to buy him nectar at the 901. In the S and T it seemed as though Dr. Harper was a bit unreasonable concerning Bob. it so happened that he wouldn ' t check an aluminum guard for Bob ... Dr. Ho had just finished making it on a demonstration. When he graduates we can expect to find him tucked away in some plush Long Beach office dreaming of those carefree Mexican vacations and waiting for that hot line in the corner of his operatory to ring. 131

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MICHAEL MILLER, D.D.S. COLTON, CALIFORNIA San Bernardino Valley College PsI Omega Alpha Tau Epsilon there ' s nothing in it for me! aL? Mike, the Colton kid, is the most innocent looking member of our class — one can hardly believe his literary prowess . . . writing for an Old Testament analogue (a local publication — now defunct. His individualistic spirit was exemplified when he refused to take an operative midterm on the day of President Kennedy ' s assassination. He slammed his paper on the front desk and stomped out. Incidently, he never took a makeup and received an A from Dr. Quint. After his election as Psi Omega prexy there were rumors that his sweet voice and lamb-like mannerisms were dispelled with two beers . . . the mountain Bear Hunt seemed to prove this! As a hunter, he is the only one to receive the honor of shooting a deer and a pheasant in the same year (luck) — especially when seven others were shooting at the same bird. Mike ' s interests lead him to San Bernardino County where he intends to practice. It has been mentioned that Baker is in S. B. County. Here he may be able to use his talents to write addendums for his favorite literary works . . . such as Operative Atlas II. His individualism gives us great comfort in that there are some left! whew — why not try Mennen speed stick? nm a piece of what? 130

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O.K., you ' re tough! GEORGE MORRIS, D.D.S. COALINCA, CA LIFORNIA Coalinga Junior College San Francisco State College Xi Psi Phi From Coalinga, California, via Coalinga College and San Francisco State College came one of USC ' s most explosive dental students. The rare talents of this gentleman had Dr. Shanley running for the door during the quiet of a sophomore operative lecture. We wouldn ' t accuse George of trying to hide from anyone, but toward the end of the first semester of our senior year we overheard Dr. Ingraham asking, Are you Morris? I ' ve seen everyone on the floor except Morris, and I ' ve never seen you, so you must be Morris, George turned redder than if Dr. Freudman had caught him covering his snout in B.S. Unaffected by trauma (to others), the loudest we ever heard George laugh was when Bob M. caught a drop of flaming greenstick on his finger in the S and T. We have seen our short friend mighty unhappy at times also. His feathers have been ruffled more than once by the old 69 ' er eagerly tripping behind George ' s desk and trying to dislocate elbows during critical moments. Say George — what ' s this about you and your wife having something in common vith Hubbert and his wife . . .? quick — act like a patient . . . here comes my wife!