University of Southern California School of Dentistry - El Molaro (Los Angeles, CA)

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liilifs: ' Now, it ' ll only take 15 minutes . . . GAYLE KIEFER, D.D.S. LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA University of Southern California Rowdy Yates, as he is affecti onately referred to, comes to Dental school endowed with mammoth talents . . . He is a serious archer, and prefers hunting with bow and arrow to almost any other sport. However, other sports do intrigue him — hunting, fishing, the opposite sex. He was National lunior Archery champion in 1956. Another favorite pastime of this energetic dental student is listening in on conversations at the 901, and then joining in at appropriate moments. And, he has been known to have spent many hours studying the earthly habits of the cockabury bird in its natural habitat! In his senior year Gayle made a valiant attempt to cement relations south of the border with a trip to Nogales, and has become quite well known around the canal section. Gayle plans to set himself up in private practice and a chair all to myself. It ' s time to go to lecture V , Wfiat the hell, I haven ' t been to one yet this year — what ' s one more?

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I ' m going to finish this clinic — even if It takes till 6:00 p.m. Look Bob, he ' s taking our picture! THOMAS JOHN KEATING, D.D.S. SAN MARINO, CALIFORNIA University of California at Los Angeles Delta Sigma Delta Rubber dam? Wliat rubber dam? Good old Tom Turkey Keating . . . the mati who learned to coordinate his shakes, or at least that is what they say. It is the general consensus of opinion that Tom owns or possesses both Lau ' s and Kittell ' s freshman and sophomore issues! We think he stashed all of their equipment in the trunk of his big blue Buick battle wagon, and then sold the blue load to get out of jail for shooting pregnant ducks! If anyone would like to learn what the word panic means, just ask Keating about the time both he and his date had at the Ellendale Pit . . . Tom, we must admit, has studied furiously and has become a fine dentist . . . the San Marino whiz kid is bound to be a credit to our profession — he is a straight shooter!

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But Jim — what would Linda say if we . . . ... I wonder what she would do if she found out? JAMES S. KITTELL, D.D.S. LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY University of Louisville University of Southern California Delta Sigma Delta )ames undersold Mint Juleps at Churchill Downs during the Kentucky Derby until one of his customers tripped over an empty can of methanol! Stuffed into the same, he was sent to the worst place imaginable . . . USC dental! He soon discovered that walking to the vibrator was a wasted trip . . . neighbor Keating ' s head was soon dripping with stone! Lau (other neighbor) had to put up with the once-an-hour flaming gliders which Jim found fantasy in making. Never a dull moment Kittell often let go with a rebel yelp heard throughout the environs. When Jim wasn ' t sneaking up the fire escape to the old Alpha Chi Omega House, he was rupturing kegs at TGIFs or elsewhere. He likes bourbon, chasing frogs out of the Renault pond, and becomes deathly sick at the sight of ging blood. Jimmy spent his last two years at USC courtin ' one Linda Brown ... he married her for many reasons (one was that he tired of sleeping in closets . . . )! Kittell wants to keep his wife in Orange County ($$$), and is making every effort to stay away from the military. . she won ' t find out If I am careful!