University of Southern California School of Dentistry - El Molaro (Los Angeles, CA)

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But Dr. Ho, I ' m , tennis player — not a diver ' f- -c JOHN CHARLES GODDARD, D.D.S. HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA University of California at Los Angeles Psi Omega V If I yank sharply and you pull her ears . . , John spent his first two years in the school of dentistry embalming cadavers during the day and embalming himself at night! Long John, showing true coordination, dropped a Hollenbeck and it stuck in his foot — when he reached for it he stuck the other end into his thumb! He recently app eared in a movie which played the better theatres (Vista, Paris, Monica) in which he could have been billed as )ohn Goddard, appearing in Selected Shorts. His wardrobe was briefer than his short appearance in the film! In addition to his theatrical tendencies he likes to play tennis, crew, and the guitar. After his stint in the Air Force John plans to practice in Los Angeles. 9mA 1 • ! 100 mg demerol, 150 mg nembutol, 200 mg noctec . . . it doesn ' t bother me at all . . . zzzzzzzzzz

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I believe in ; finger rests . What ' s the lecture on next week in Behavioral Science? Otto Ceissler and Fukumoto . losers of the year 1945! OTTO WALTER CEISSLER III, D.D.S. CLENDALE, CALIFORNIA University of Southern California Clendale College Bud is from Clendale! ... He likes Clendale! ... He has lived there for several years, receiving his undergraduate training at Clendale College and USC. He plans to practice dentistry in Clendale ... He is so Clendale that if there were no Clendale, there would be no Bud! During our freshman year, he learned he had pegged laterals. He also learned he had diastemas. In the sophomore year he was mortified to find out he had missed questions on pegged laterals and diastemas . . . he forgot to bring a mirror. Toot (Otto — spelled backwards and inside out) is noted for his ability to educate his patients in Perio. Bud carefully explained to a patient all the factors involved about periodontal disease. After getting a check from an instructor the patient said, That Dr. Perio is a nice person, isn ' t he? After six or seven years of education we are tempted to ask the question, Is Bud-weiser? Well, at any rate, we can say he is Busched! 95

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I ' ve got a feeling somebody ' s watching me Ladies — I ' d like to show you this new product to clean trays STEPHEN GOLDBERG, D.D.S. LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA University of California at Los Angeles Alpha Omega Alpha Tau Epsilon Steve is debating between Beverly Hills, Century City and Tibet as a place to practice — whenever he decides to go, it is sure that he hopes never to have to place a rubber dam over a bridge again. While doing his first Class V foil, he sewed the dam to the patient ' s cheek . . . 8V2 hours later he removed it along with half the patient ' s buccal mucosa. He told her that this was necessary to hold the dam in place, and when she came in to have the foil re-done, he had to re-sew the dam to the granulation tissue so as not to disclose his error! If Steve can remember his clever pneumonics (and the meaning behind them), he will have the most vast collection of didactic material ever amassed! This uncanny ability has enabled Steverino to excell in his four years of test-taking ... if asked the answer to a certain ciuestion, you might have heard him reply: Oh, that was 3A-FLAP-CERR! ■My finger ' s caught in the clamp. 97