University of Southern California School of Dentistry - El Molaro (Los Angeles, CA)

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I believe in ; finger rests . What ' s the lecture on next week in Behavioral Science? Otto Ceissler and Fukumoto . losers of the year 1945! OTTO WALTER CEISSLER III, D.D.S. CLENDALE, CALIFORNIA University of Southern California Clendale College Bud is from Clendale! ... He likes Clendale! ... He has lived there for several years, receiving his undergraduate training at Clendale College and USC. He plans to practice dentistry in Clendale ... He is so Clendale that if there were no Clendale, there would be no Bud! During our freshman year, he learned he had pegged laterals. He also learned he had diastemas. In the sophomore year he was mortified to find out he had missed questions on pegged laterals and diastemas . . . he forgot to bring a mirror. Toot (Otto — spelled backwards and inside out) is noted for his ability to educate his patients in Perio. Bud carefully explained to a patient all the factors involved about periodontal disease. After getting a check from an instructor the patient said, That Dr. Perio is a nice person, isn ' t he? After six or seven years of education we are tempted to ask the question, Is Bud-weiser? Well, at any rate, we can say he is Busched! 95

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The only lion tamer that uses a box rather than a whip! LARRY E. FUKUMOTO, B.A., D.D.S. LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNLA University of California at Los Angeles PsI Omega Larry Fukumoto, the master of subtle sarcasm, spent most of his time in dental school working with rabbits! We hope you have no adverse consequences after you get married, Larry! Constantly presenting an unabashed facade in all of his dilemmas, hence maintaining face in all adversity! Larry ' s extra-curricular activities have included building a life-long friendship with Dick Reimers, being a friendly television and stereo repair man for many, and giving haircuts to many dissatisfied customers . . . Larry, the quality may have been hurtin ' but the price was right! He plans to continue his education after graduation in the field of biophysics (very impressive, Larry) . . . and many of us will undoubtedly benefit from his scholarly endeavors. I knew you Karate experts were fast, but really . . . Why don ' t my foils stay In? 94

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But Dr. Ho, I ' m , tennis player — not a diver ' f- -c JOHN CHARLES GODDARD, D.D.S. HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA University of California at Los Angeles Psi Omega V If I yank sharply and you pull her ears . . , John spent his first two years in the school of dentistry embalming cadavers during the day and embalming himself at night! Long John, showing true coordination, dropped a Hollenbeck and it stuck in his foot — when he reached for it he stuck the other end into his thumb! He recently app eared in a movie which played the better theatres (Vista, Paris, Monica) in which he could have been billed as )ohn Goddard, appearing in Selected Shorts. His wardrobe was briefer than his short appearance in the film! In addition to his theatrical tendencies he likes to play tennis, crew, and the guitar. After his stint in the Air Force John plans to practice in Los Angeles. 9mA 1 • ! 100 mg demerol, 150 mg nembutol, 200 mg noctec . . . it doesn ' t bother me at all . . . zzzzzzzzzz