University of Southern California School of Dentistry - El Molaro (Los Angeles, CA)

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ANESTH ESIOLOGY is for the patient's profound, pronounced, profuse, proliferat- ing, pounding, pain, palliated partially by proficient, prob- ing, penetrating, point, propelling proper procaine, producing probable, paroxysmal, prolonged parasthesia. is for the harrowing, horrifying, harassing, hashed, hatchejed himmediate hinsertions handled heartily, having had heavy hooch helpings. is for those defunct, despicable, defiling, degradating, das- tardly, damnable, deceitful, debasing, debauched, diseased, decrepit, depleted, deflated, downright dirty discourses. is for the silly, shafty, special, sordid, shifty, somewhat sly, short scholastic speculations ipop quizzesl. is for the ache alleviating aspirin, always administered after an awesome, academic account, accosted at Anesthesia ad- dresses. is for Reeve's rapid, resounding, reverberating, rhythmic, ro- bust rather raunchy repertoire. is for the endogenous, euphoric, everlasting, extra-efferves- cent, encephalic effecting epinephrine exciting extrasensory efferent endings. N is for the sleek, slender, silver, steel syringes seemingly sim- ple 'ssembled shooting scintillating spirits somewhere, stop- ping shocking, severe, sensory' stimulations. is for the odorless, oddish, oozing, operant, outflowing oxy- gen osmosing over oronasal openings, obviously oppugnant of overdose of opiate. is for the basic, brain besieging barbiturates bequieting bil- lious battling, bemused, bawling, bemoaning beastly bar- barians. i suck - suck - suck ----- Leland Reeve ww W ' 2 R Lucien Bavetta Dr. Lou Bavetta came over to the clinic every Thursday morning of the first semester of our Junior year. He came with the expressed purpose of enriching our lives as well as our diets. Dr. Bavetta spent half his time de- bunking our cherished theories as to what we were eating. The other half was spent amusing the senior D.H.'s who also sat in for the class. He added to our curriculum with some interesting guest lectures. We learned that Wheaties weren't all they were cracked up to be, that W. K. Kellogg was a fraud, and that white bread wasn't so bad after all. Last but not least we learned that there were many nuts to be found amongst the berries. LITRITIO

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