University of Southern California School of Dentistry - El Molaro (Los Angeles, CA)

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OR JV ..A A 4.. ,1 '- ,si i em ' 1 R o ii sift I lg. I .. fi L P THOLOGY Dr. Freudman: Come over here on the couch Mr. Tooth and tell me your problem. Mr. Tooth: Gee Doc, it's like this. I have this feeling of actually being two different teeth. One D.F. M.T. D.F. M.T. D.F. M.T. D.F. M.T D'.F. M.T D.F. M.T D.F. M.T D.F. M.T. day I feel tight and masticatory and other days I feel loose and non-functional. Hmm, from what you have told me so far you seem to have the Traumatic Occlusogenic Complex, but tell me more. Well, on days when l'm loose,, which is most of the time now, my transeptals and all my other fibers get all bent out of shape, and I get these pains throughout my entire body, and these blasted tension crownaches. Go on, go on. Then the other day I looked down my body and I thought I was seeing things. There were barnacles clinging to my legs and little blood cells congregating between my gingiva trousers and my legs. I don't know whether my problem is psychological or physical. lt's psychological, it's psychological. Go on. Then I noticed my trousers starting to drop from my cervix and I knew then I was seeing things, so I came to see you. But this is not all. They kept going down and down and I couldn't pull them up. Tell me Doc, have you ever had the feeling that your fly was unzip- ped and everyone was watching you? Well I have that feeling continually. Hmm, Now it looks like you are developing symptoms of the Gingivo-Recessivo Complex which is quite common in your situation of stress and strain. Go on. Then I get these dizzy spells from being continually rocked. Doc, I think l'm going to go crazy! I can't stand being pushed around byanyone. Relax, relax. Try to be calm and tell me all you know. This is the only way I can help you. That is, to get at the seat of your problem. Most problems are sexual in origin so we'll go on until we find something reIated. Well, Doc, l've never been out with a girl in my life. Do you think this is it? No, No. This is too simple. There has to be something deeper and not so obvious. Let's see. Sometimes I get the feeling of having bugs in my brain. A-ha! The Cario Complex. l'm beginning to see the light. You are? You are? Tell me Doc, tell me. What's wrong with me? Well, you have a series of 3 complexes which are leading to your two personalities. You probably have more personalities but you are not aware of them yet. They are still sublimin- al. You are living in a highly emotional zone and any stimulus to your environment leads to a pressure upon you, which in turn effects your body. Your id, ego, and so on, is not being satisfied by the virtue of your not having proper relationship with other teeth in in your en- vironment. You are a victim of your environment and need a great deal of rest. I can prescribe a special treatment with my special H202 formula which should relax and relieve you of these halucinations of creeping trousers and barnacles on your legs. If this does not work, coronal surgery with diamonds will be tried to relieve your body aches. If all else fails we will have to remove you completely from your environment. Not on your life Doc. I like it here in my environment even though it is stressful at times, and you, nor anyone else, shall remove me. What's more I think you're all wet. I went to a Dr. Reeves before I came to you and he said all I had was Pyorrhea, and all I had to do was rinse with Gentian violet. Goodbye! ,N A.: A .T Dr. George Nedleman 4 5 'I .J - F 3: , , .., h .- 'r:Li . 1 5 ,...5,:.5:x- u ,-L,-.nz . Q 1 I ' Mr. Tooth J :- ..-....

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PATHOLOGY After we learned what it was supposed to look like, they switched slides and showed us what it really looked like. lt was a familiar feeling to sit down at our old desks in the now Pathol- ogy lab. Nothing changed here except the slides. Dr. Soule and Mr. Robinson again thrilled us with their spark- lingly, intelligible lectures. Dr. Soule with his usual commanding lectures and Mr. Robinson with his sometimes articulate center of attraction. Again, as in Histo, we suffered through a couple of practicalsy and once again we were threatened with a drop kick to the Dean's Office if our incomparable virtue was compromised. Probably the best thing about pathology was that we were able to say goodbye to our beloved, optically precise microscopes, al- so to Dr. Soule and Mr. Robinson. :Q :S X' '15, .5-o-11 X 'J '-15 mf , EE' .4 .4 A L. '22235?f Dr. Ho, Dr. Murphy, and --- . This is what we heard in lecture: You fella already six week behind. Las week I talk about. . . You fella gonna be locked out of. Pathology Lab. That cop very impolite. lsn't it? This is what we heard in Lab: Every year some fella make his PJC backwards. What's on your mind, fatboy? Look at this abortion, Guy. Rotsa Ruck. Ha, H a, Ha, Ha, o-o-o-o-o. Won't draw. Take more off the cingulum. This is the tenth time I see this prep, put it back in your typodont. Early American. Look like your grandson step out of cold shower again Murph, isn't it? Go get your plasterbowl or Do ovah! CRCWN A D BRIDGE il

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