UNC School of Medicine - Tarhealer Yearbook (Chapel Hill, NC)

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“Oink and Boink in the front row’’ — N. Fischer finger right between my eyes, at some point far back in my brain, and said 3 ete there can help you with all your questions.” I saw him smile gleefully to mself on the way out. I knew it was going to be a tough day for me; it already oked like the United Nations, and there probably was not going to be anyone I uld even speak to without a Berlitz dictionary. I sat down and started to catch ) on a little reading, expecting to hear any minute a “why this thing NO ' ORK?!” Things were going pretty well when I saw a user come in. The user jnt over to initial the sign-in sheet and her long blond hair framed her well ?veloped upper anatomy. She looked up smiling with large full lips and asked, )o you think you could help me with some applications today? “That depends i your software preference” I answered, thinking that I would probably be able help her with whatever software she had, but not wanting to seem overly ithusiastic. “I’m using Turbolaser today on the printer, and last time I was here, was spontaneously changing fonts on me. Do you know anything about that?” ' eah, Turbolaser is a little bit outdated as far as they go, but I might be able to me up with a few commands that might help. For example, you might try re- itializing the printer before you enter the print sequence , I feinted with rapid ind gestures, while I really had no idea what she was talking about. Maybe I uld suggest a different word processor.” “No, it’s a little slow for some of my dustrial uses, but I like the way it formats and it’s good with little things like paginating, and that means a lot! she parried with another of those big smiles, ' eah, it’s user friendly, too. Let’s take a look . . .’ Conclusion n the way home, I passed some of kids playing in a parking lot. “Yay, yi, Yay !!” le screamed like a banshee while his friend answered “Yi, yi, yi, yll”. Another y danced, jumping up and down and spinning around in insane circles “Say ieese a little girl said, as she pointed the make believe lens of a plastic camera me. “Queso I asserted, flashing her my best ear-to-ear grin while she took my cture. The little boy looked up and smiled just enough to show me the space Jtween his teeth while he rocked side to side, the went back to his fantastic linning. I walked home thinking we had understood each other. — John Krege CLASS 75

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Halloween brought Droogs, Smurfs, a Viking, several babies, a cow, the stock market crash, a very tall radio, a clothesline, a bag lady and an attending cave couple but a box of vodka-flavored electric Jello lit the night to take the Best Costume prize. 77