UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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Dr. lfVilliamson-l'VVhere are the vocal chords situated? Rodgers- In the pharynx. , Dr. Vlfilliamson- Yes, in the larynxf' Dr. Harnden- Mr. Eidenmuller, where are the teeth situated P Eidenmuller- In the end of the alimentary canal. Dr. Harnden-'iVVhich end F Morehead Qafter a lengthy description of the tibia is asked a poser by Dr. McGettiganj- ls it in the arm or the leg F Dr. Harnden-'fMr. 0lConnell, what is a bunodont tooth P O'Connell Cafter the usual pausej- lt is evidently connected with a rabbit, judging from its name. Dr. Hill, trying to find out from a Freshman the reason for the steady How of blood in the capillaries, received the following answer: The heart contracts, and kind of shoves the blood along by jerks like, so it Hows steady. A SNAP-SHOT OF SOME OF THE MEMBERS OF THE FRESHMAN CLASS. 10-L

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.Tome LUhispers Overheard During Quizzes The bile is blue. Bile comes from the kidneys. Why is a chamber made? Astigmatism is color blindness. Pyloric end of stomach empties into the caecum. A tooth is a hollow muscular organ. One on the Englishman Une of the students was telling an Englishman about a new roller crib he had been making, when he was interrupted by, Why, don't you know They call them perambulators in our country. JI Proud Father Did you ever hear the story of the boy who sent a plate home in his Freshman year? No. I don't mean the time that Dusty Rhodes sent his cabinet piece home and his little sister broke it. That is another story. Kline thought his folks would like to see what they were paying tuition for, so he sent home his first attempt at a vulcanite plate. You know what a modest sort of a fellow Kline is. Well, can you picture him when he read a puff in the I'Sutter County Farmer about his work? His father had shown the plate to several of his friends at home, and some one, not well up in dental ethics, thought it a good chance to do a little advertising for Albert. Gems of Knowledge from the Freshmen Dr, Harnden- Mr, Foerster, name some points about the lateral incisor which differ from the central. Baron Hanz Fritz Adam Adolph Wolfgang Pompernickle Katzen- jammer Foerster of Schnitzelhammerstirne-on-the-Zuzvittz-''Der cendral incizar iss more rrroundf' Dr. Williamson- Name the two layers of the pleuraf' Cummings- The visceral and parotid. Dr. Williamson- Correct, The visceral and parietal. 103

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Familiar Jayings How is the dubissary F Well say, let your old uncle take a look at it. 'Tm in earnest, Doctor. Right you are. Well, so to speak. Hello, Scannas, how is the bisatist Really, that was a magnificent lecture. VVill you please state your question again, Doctor PM Hello, fellows, well, what's didin'?', Yes, dearf' Come on, fellows, Evans is going to dance. Over to the R Sz S. College. The pathological leisions, if you please? All right, Shorty, this Won't hurtf' just a minute now, l'll be just as nice as I can. af' Dusty Caused Maternal .Hnxiety When Rhodes was at home during vacation he kept talking about Minnie, his room-mate. His mother was very much worried till she learned that Minnie was the abbreviation for Minahen. . N kg '27 . 1' f ' X 1 ,L N J f 5 2 X : XX I lil - QQ , 5 If ,fly MQ - ' ? ' +r mm . V o ft Q. ' it -.' I , , ,HW I Q , ,k ...T x IU5