UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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.Tome LUhispers Overheard During Quizzes The bile is blue. Bile comes from the kidneys. Why is a chamber made? Astigmatism is color blindness. Pyloric end of stomach empties into the caecum. A tooth is a hollow muscular organ. One on the Englishman Une of the students was telling an Englishman about a new roller crib he had been making, when he was interrupted by, Why, don't you know They call them perambulators in our country. JI Proud Father Did you ever hear the story of the boy who sent a plate home in his Freshman year? No. I don't mean the time that Dusty Rhodes sent his cabinet piece home and his little sister broke it. That is another story. Kline thought his folks would like to see what they were paying tuition for, so he sent home his first attempt at a vulcanite plate. You know what a modest sort of a fellow Kline is. Well, can you picture him when he read a puff in the I'Sutter County Farmer about his work? His father had shown the plate to several of his friends at home, and some one, not well up in dental ethics, thought it a good chance to do a little advertising for Albert. Gems of Knowledge from the Freshmen Dr, Harnden- Mr, Foerster, name some points about the lateral incisor which differ from the central. Baron Hanz Fritz Adam Adolph Wolfgang Pompernickle Katzen- jammer Foerster of Schnitzelhammerstirne-on-the-Zuzvittz-''Der cendral incizar iss more rrroundf' Dr. Williamson- Name the two layers of the pleuraf' Cummings- The visceral and parotid. Dr. Williamson- Correct, The visceral and parietal. 103

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Jane, jane, she doesn't look the same, Wheii she left the village she was shy, But alas, and alack, for she's gone back, VVith a naughty little twinkle in her eye. There are two members of the Senior class who keep very quiet when Chaff joshes are men- tioned, but murder will out, you know, and the joke is too good to keep. They met two innocent look- ing little country maids from Stockton and took them to dinner at the Bay State. Now, these two damsels were not so innocent as they looked, and they knew how to order the eats and drinks, and these things cost a few in a private room. When it came to paying the bill there was some Alphonse and Gaston talk as to who should dig up, and finally one of the fellows went out to interview the waiter. I-Ie staggered back with the bill and calling his friend aside said, Is that 31.30 or ESII.3o. lf it is the latter, I feel like the last part of it. How much money have you got ? Betweeen them they had about seven dollars. After adding their watches to the pot, and giving their promise to redeem them, the proprietor allowed them to go. It was a silent procession on the homeward march. Still more silent were the two as they trudged back from the suburbs, looking like two pictures of Sunny jim before eating Force. Whatever you do,', said one, donlt tell any of the fellows, I donlt want them to guy me. NOTE:-The editor received ten dollars for withholding the names of the parties concerned, and Chat'fl' needed the money. 102

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Dr. lfVilliamson-l'VVhere are the vocal chords situated? Rodgers- In the pharynx. , Dr. Vlfilliamson- Yes, in the larynxf' Dr. Harnden- Mr. Eidenmuller, where are the teeth situated P Eidenmuller- In the end of the alimentary canal. Dr. Harnden-'iVVhich end F Morehead Qafter a lengthy description of the tibia is asked a poser by Dr. McGettiganj- ls it in the arm or the leg F Dr. Harnden-'fMr. 0lConnell, what is a bunodont tooth P O'Connell Cafter the usual pausej- lt is evidently connected with a rabbit, judging from its name. Dr. Hill, trying to find out from a Freshman the reason for the steady How of blood in the capillaries, received the following answer: The heart contracts, and kind of shoves the blood along by jerks like, so it Hows steady. A SNAP-SHOT OF SOME OF THE MEMBERS OF THE FRESHMAN CLASS. 10-L