UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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Jane, jane, she doesn't look the same, Wheii she left the village she was shy, But alas, and alack, for she's gone back, VVith a naughty little twinkle in her eye. There are two members of the Senior class who keep very quiet when Chaff joshes are men- tioned, but murder will out, you know, and the joke is too good to keep. They met two innocent look- ing little country maids from Stockton and took them to dinner at the Bay State. Now, these two damsels were not so innocent as they looked, and they knew how to order the eats and drinks, and these things cost a few in a private room. When it came to paying the bill there was some Alphonse and Gaston talk as to who should dig up, and finally one of the fellows went out to interview the waiter. I-Ie staggered back with the bill and calling his friend aside said, Is that 31.30 or ESII.3o. lf it is the latter, I feel like the last part of it. How much money have you got ? Betweeen them they had about seven dollars. After adding their watches to the pot, and giving their promise to redeem them, the proprietor allowed them to go. It was a silent procession on the homeward march. Still more silent were the two as they trudged back from the suburbs, looking like two pictures of Sunny jim before eating Force. Whatever you do,', said one, donlt tell any of the fellows, I donlt want them to guy me. NOTE:-The editor received ten dollars for withholding the names of the parties concerned, and Chat'fl' needed the money. 102

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Jometlzing Doing Sandy's friends have become worried of late about his doings. He confides not in any mutilator of teeth, neither did he explain his destination when he accidentally unhorsed Cnguratively speakingj Cas- par and Casey, but to the cultivated eye, that corrugated face and far- away stare bespeak much. There is a world of meaning even in his laboratory pose, which is a characteristic feature and decidedly inimi- table, as evidenced by Web attempting an impersonation, but failing, because it was utterly impossible for him to keep his left foot upon the work bench and have the other one coiled under the stool, upon which he was seated, at the same time that he manipulated dummy crowns. It is fthis same uneasiness that bespeaks so much for the Napa Adonis-simply a heap of trouble in his palpitatorg and it isn't a pathological condition either, says Place, who claims to be confidential advisor to the advocate of kilties, for a Hotilla of Yiddish smacks have been hovering about Mads ancorage of late and each one is badly in need of a pilot. The Kosher Gazette, in its last issue, warns the needy that Mac is not in earnest, that he is not for motzas, and that soon he will be crowding on all sail and leaving the Geary street fleet to bemoan his loss. .H Close .fhave The other day, one of our students with a desire to do some operat- ing, butted up to a woman on the waiting bench, and asked her what she wished to have done. She could not talk English very well, but by the use of the sign language managed to make the student under- stand that something was wrong with one of her teeth. Do you want it pulled out? Yes, yesf' assented the patient. The industrious youth grabbed the keys to the extracting room, seated the lady in the chair, and stopped to look at the tooth again. There was a suspiciously regular look about the root that made him hesitate with the forceps in his hand. You come up to have crown put on that tooth, he began. Yes, yesf, she said, crown on him. You should have seen that student hustle the patient out of the extracting room and then make a sneak out in the laboratory, there to b meditate on the evils of Nbutting in. 1.01

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.Tome LUhispers Overheard During Quizzes The bile is blue. Bile comes from the kidneys. Why is a chamber made? Astigmatism is color blindness. Pyloric end of stomach empties into the caecum. A tooth is a hollow muscular organ. One on the Englishman Une of the students was telling an Englishman about a new roller crib he had been making, when he was interrupted by, Why, don't you know They call them perambulators in our country. JI Proud Father Did you ever hear the story of the boy who sent a plate home in his Freshman year? No. I don't mean the time that Dusty Rhodes sent his cabinet piece home and his little sister broke it. That is another story. Kline thought his folks would like to see what they were paying tuition for, so he sent home his first attempt at a vulcanite plate. You know what a modest sort of a fellow Kline is. Well, can you picture him when he read a puff in the I'Sutter County Farmer about his work? His father had shown the plate to several of his friends at home, and some one, not well up in dental ethics, thought it a good chance to do a little advertising for Albert. Gems of Knowledge from the Freshmen Dr, Harnden- Mr, Foerster, name some points about the lateral incisor which differ from the central. Baron Hanz Fritz Adam Adolph Wolfgang Pompernickle Katzen- jammer Foerster of Schnitzelhammerstirne-on-the-Zuzvittz-''Der cendral incizar iss more rrroundf' Dr. Williamson- Name the two layers of the pleuraf' Cummings- The visceral and parotid. Dr. Williamson- Correct, The visceral and parietal. 103