UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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Jometlzing Doing Sandy's friends have become worried of late about his doings. He confides not in any mutilator of teeth, neither did he explain his destination when he accidentally unhorsed Cnguratively speakingj Cas- par and Casey, but to the cultivated eye, that corrugated face and far- away stare bespeak much. There is a world of meaning even in his laboratory pose, which is a characteristic feature and decidedly inimi- table, as evidenced by Web attempting an impersonation, but failing, because it was utterly impossible for him to keep his left foot upon the work bench and have the other one coiled under the stool, upon which he was seated, at the same time that he manipulated dummy crowns. It is fthis same uneasiness that bespeaks so much for the Napa Adonis-simply a heap of trouble in his palpitatorg and it isn't a pathological condition either, says Place, who claims to be confidential advisor to the advocate of kilties, for a Hotilla of Yiddish smacks have been hovering about Mads ancorage of late and each one is badly in need of a pilot. The Kosher Gazette, in its last issue, warns the needy that Mac is not in earnest, that he is not for motzas, and that soon he will be crowding on all sail and leaving the Geary street fleet to bemoan his loss. .H Close .fhave The other day, one of our students with a desire to do some operat- ing, butted up to a woman on the waiting bench, and asked her what she wished to have done. She could not talk English very well, but by the use of the sign language managed to make the student under- stand that something was wrong with one of her teeth. Do you want it pulled out? Yes, yesf' assented the patient. The industrious youth grabbed the keys to the extracting room, seated the lady in the chair, and stopped to look at the tooth again. There was a suspiciously regular look about the root that made him hesitate with the forceps in his hand. You come up to have crown put on that tooth, he began. Yes, yesf, she said, crown on him. You should have seen that student hustle the patient out of the extracting room and then make a sneak out in the laboratory, there to b meditate on the evils of Nbutting in. 1.01

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Things the Editor LUas .Hsked to Keep Out of Chaff Rhodes-Don,t put anything in about that leap year proposal. Miss Baclzy-Don't say that I told you that Mr. Howard came to the lecture that Dr. I-Iodgen gave our sorority. Bill D011-Don't say anything about my chewing tobacco. Gzfffevz, Place and Aten-Don't say anything about the afternoon we went up to take Dr. Williamson's examination and found that it had been given in the morning. W czlton-Don't mention the fact that I wrote a letter to my father asking for money and another to a girl, and then put them in the Wrong envelopes. f 1 Nzfcolaz'-I wish you would not say anything about the break my patient made, it would not sound well. You see, it was this way: I showed the doctor a treatment I had just taken out and he asked me when I put it in. I said, last Saturday, but the patient spoke up and said: l'VVhy, no, you mean last Sunday. Pop Middleton-VVhatever you do, don't call me Mayor Schmitz. My wife objects. - JF Dream of Turkey There was a bunch of Nitrous Gxide left in the bag after the extraction, and I-Iomer, having the habit, coupled up with the rubber and sucked in a yard or two of the gas, which got to him pretty plenty in a short time. Then he began to feel like the Sultan of Turkey. Another drag on the hose and beautiful Houris appeared, floating gracefully through the perfumedatmosphere, edging closer and closer to old Lompoc with each inhalation. At this stage of the proceedings the strong man's eyes tried hard to gaze withinhis dome, his legs became weak in the region of his garters and his block went against the iron railing with a ca-punk. Back from the realms of bliss he came-back from the dizzy Huzzies -to the company ot common students with whom he argued and tried hard to convince that he wasn't up in the air, not even for a fraction of a second. They, of course, let him have his way. Yes, indeed, with emphasis upon the indeed However, the old boy was quite sore for a long time subsequently because of being cheated out of meeting the diminutive female from the Nile, who had blown in just as he came to earth again. 100

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Jane, jane, she doesn't look the same, Wheii she left the village she was shy, But alas, and alack, for she's gone back, VVith a naughty little twinkle in her eye. There are two members of the Senior class who keep very quiet when Chaff joshes are men- tioned, but murder will out, you know, and the joke is too good to keep. They met two innocent look- ing little country maids from Stockton and took them to dinner at the Bay State. Now, these two damsels were not so innocent as they looked, and they knew how to order the eats and drinks, and these things cost a few in a private room. When it came to paying the bill there was some Alphonse and Gaston talk as to who should dig up, and finally one of the fellows went out to interview the waiter. I-Ie staggered back with the bill and calling his friend aside said, Is that 31.30 or ESII.3o. lf it is the latter, I feel like the last part of it. How much money have you got ? Betweeen them they had about seven dollars. After adding their watches to the pot, and giving their promise to redeem them, the proprietor allowed them to go. It was a silent procession on the homeward march. Still more silent were the two as they trudged back from the suburbs, looking like two pictures of Sunny jim before eating Force. Whatever you do,', said one, donlt tell any of the fellows, I donlt want them to guy me. NOTE:-The editor received ten dollars for withholding the names of the parties concerned, and Chat'fl' needed the money. 102