UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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Of Mazza There was a young man named Mazza, Who bore the alias of Zaza. I-le lived in a club, Wrote with a stub And eschewed the use of a razah. Now this strenuous youth from Bazaza, Goo-gooed his girl on a piazza Till sad to relate As the hour was late, Old Bezetske proved victor of Zaza. WK 'Y i I1 KYKXQ-N'-7-gxi I i O c , , 'f 1 xxx ,J v 1 H f 'll' x ' 'I i - i 5 I., v,.' , - , f If Jflliji Z 4' 1 ' s- A ' nk ' ' I 21, X A I . l fb Dr. Periosteum .fcott Dr. E. XV. Scott from the P. K S. came, That illustrious college of wonclerfnl fame. He came to U. C. with M. D. on his name. To Harnclen's lecture one clay he went, But he clirl not know what periosteum meant, Though he strained at his memory until it was bent. Later he said it was all tommy rot, But when he hears his new name, gets exceedingly hot For the Freshies all call him Periosteum Scott. 86

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und precious stones, she is nod in id. No use Graft, you are vasting time vorking for bread und sandwiches. Take my advisement und came up here und be a fresh guy. Say, Graft, it vould make a tickling all ofer you to see dot punch of freshies building clay teets. Sure, dats der limitation. Chess, und how dey like it. Yhy dey are natural porn skulpitors und toot spitors. I heard dat der faculty is going to make it a compultion to learn dot clay business backvards, so dat ven ve are a graduationed it vill be easy to built air castles mit toot statyoos all around it. Some von sait dot U'Connell und Kedian vas going in der Clay Tootuary business by each odor. Dey vill be der Clay Bros., resi- dence Alnis I-louse. Say, Graft, did I told you about id? Some von is in drouble. Vhy Wan of der patents vat camed in to have a set of teet made, is deat. I vas standing in der office of der college talking, und advising der faculty on different changes necessaryly disimportant, ven Dr. Dean Carlton rushed me as dough I vas a half-back. I sait stand pack und pay me vat you owe me. I-Ie gave me der half-back und sait in a distrembling visper dot could be heard for miles around: Wl1o made dis set of toots ? at de same time holding aloft mit both hands a large set of hard rubber up and low down teets. Ven dot picture vas tooked by der longest leasted camera in der vorldt, I broke der silence und sait: 'tIt is for me to a large oak tree to survey der skiduationf' Den der Dean leaned on my solder und sait in a disinfected spooch. Villie! I made it to you a defective to unfadom dis mysterious- ness und ad der same dime to unravel dis set of teetf' Vell, I took me der job und I find it ouit dat some chunior made a patent a set und dey vas so unnatural dot der man put dem in his hip pocket und der teets pitted him, den later py two days or more he died of hydrofoamia. Since den dey all call me Shylike Homes. De gasoline in my cold-oil lamp has dat low-down feeling, so I must clothes up und get into ped, Give my luff to all der girls und dell dem to rite me. I guess I vill dine mit der Profs tomorrow night, any- vay I have a promise. Tanking you so much for vishing me dot I see my Finish pretty soon, und hoping dat der vorst vill be der veinervorst, I am efer your Fateless College chump, - ' WILLIE. 85

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Harvested from the Lecture Room Dr. Hodgen- From your experience with ether, how does it act F Olwell- lt is a better anzesthetic than Chlorine. Dr. Hodgen- I should imagine so. Dr. NVilliamson- Mx: Howard can you mention some of the attach- ments of the tongue ? Howard- Hyoid bone and vertebral column. Dr. Williamson- Your tongue must be very loose I am afraidf, Dr. D'Ancona- XNhere do we End the condition known as hyper- metropia or far-sightedness F fl ' 11 Lane- ln fortune-tellers and mind-readers, doctor. Dr. Sharp- NVhat is an alloy? Evans- A mechanical mixture. Dr. Sharp- Then what is the difference between an alloy and a solder. Evans- One contains amalgam and the other does not, Dr. Hodgen- Suppose you should open a can of ether close to a Bunsen burner. Mr. Brown, what would occur? Howard tin an audible whisperj- The four acts of 'Wfhat hap- pened to Brown would quickly followf Dr. Sharp- VVhat determines the kind of pins to be used in teeth in making a denture P' Trullinger- The nature of the work they are to do. Dr. Sharp- They are all intended to chew with. Dr. Sharp- In selecting teeth for a denture, what would aid you in determining the color? Minahen- The temperature of the teeth still in the patient's mouth. Dr. Williamson- Mit Middleton, what important nerve is found in the carotid triangle F Middleton Qnot hearing very wellj-:The digastricf' QLouder from the wingsj, Oh, I mean the pneumogastricf, 87