UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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DR. READING .H Junior Favorite When it's up to us we call on you, CAnd calls like these are far from few.j You're there with bells when we're afraid, And things come easy with your aid. Heller and His Friend If there ever was an industrious youth it is Heller. He not only works hard himself, but has his friends work for him-especially that particular friend who sits in his chair most of the time, or on a stool at his feet Watching him operate. She happened to come up to college one day, and, while waiting for Heller, became interested in another patient, a lady who had not yet been signed for work. Heller's friend thought she saw a chance to do a little touting so she said, Just wait a minute and Dr. Heller will fix you up.', DL Heller threw a Winsome smile at the prospective patient, which dazzled her, and before she could recover he had her in his chair, making an examination of her mouth. Dr. Sullivan had been an interested observer of this little drama, and he thought it about time for the entrance of the hero to rescue the fair maiden from the clutches of the villain, so he stalked over and in a few gentle and well- chosen words informed all parties that it was his business to assign the patients. Quick curtain, the gallery cheering because the villain is foiled again. S2

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Mr. McDaniels was kept constantly busy taking the place of the demonstrators, instructing the Seniors how to do first-class work. Gonzie was also a busy man, giving his patients many soothing applications of hot-air. iiDLl1111lC'v was never idle. He was in a perfect trance, dreaming constantly of the greatness achieved by a steady hand. Mr. Elworthy worked with a -lunior's zeal, even though he did find occasion to worry that he might have applied arsenic to the gum tissue at the bifurcation of a root instead of the pulp. Ross as usual was in trouble and took a few days' vacation at Dr. Litton's request. Mr. Wlendt was the victim of Mr. VVarren's first cleaning case, and right you are if you say it was done in a most excellent manner. Dear Miss Racine took her First lessons in applying the rubber dam. Even with all her troubles she was never heard to find a fault, but always had sweet smiles and happy thoughts for us. It was here, too, that we first learned that Jeanette thought of us no longer and was going to take her Leon and give up all thoughts of dentistry. Our Y'outlzful:Looking Professor Une day Quinn, a prospective Freshman Qwho is still prospect? ingj, saw Dr. Hodgen looking at the bulletin board out at college and braced up to him. The doctor had an armful of books, so Quinn opened up his remarks with, Hello! you must expect to do a h-l of a lot of studying. Are you a Freshman P Dr. Hodgen-1'No.', Quinn-HI-Iow long have you been here ? Dr. Hodgen- Oh, about lifteen years. Insomnia? Morphine or laudanum you ne'er will need, If only this advice you'll heed: Whe1ie'er in vain for sleep you pray, Take from its place your old friend Gray, Like soothing syrup to the babe, so he VVill act on you, at least he does on me. 81

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The Marchus Man Oh, lXlarchus of the Freshnian class, A mighty man is he, At least he thinks he is, and that's The same to him as if he he. His hair is light and wavy, His eyes are shining blue, ,His oral cavity is large l tones are, too. And his ora He talks at all class meetings, He spiels and spiels some more, H'e knows about most everything And always wants the tloor. low, little here be Man wants but ' - Y that little longg lor wants 'Tis not with him exactly so Though 'tis so in the song. His wants are many and if told, 1' nanv a score: Wfould number 1 C i ' ' halt a chance, And if he cl only They'cl number many more. He wants the class to honor h T be their prex he'll striveg im, o He wants to be the eclitor Of Chaff for naughty live. He wants to be historian Cf the illustrious Freshman classg ' l Treasurer The Secretary anc And Vice-Prex and, alas-- He would like to be the prompter Of Parliamentary law, Tn the class or any place Wfhere he can use his jaw. Oh, our Marchus is a mighty man A mighty man is he, And the muscles of his brawny - strong can be. Are strong as S3 J Z1 W