UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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LU a n t e d BV Marshall-A more advanced text in Chemistry. By Kaufmann-Large bunches of knowledge. By Potter-A photograph of himself. By Evans-A sedative for his nerves when undergoing quizzes. BV Dr. Harnden+,'X good recitation occasionally. By The Freshman Class-A Co-ed to displace Maud Lewis. By Zaza-An Angora goat. By Everybody-That Tim Callahan be not so bellicose. By a Few-More dental fraternities. By Some Juniors-Innumerable patients. By Dr. Hodgen-More sheep and a fewer number of goats. l-ly the Faculty and its Minions-Large wallies of money at the beginning' of the term. Conversation money not accepted. Humboldfs Best Of the aggregation from Eureka, Dungan and Dinsmore are the most peaceful. Their appearance, however. is a delusion, for beneath the meek and lowly demeanor lurks a craftiness akin to that of lf3r'er Reynard. And they surely are a couple of old foxes, for, since last February, they have been taking an undue interest in the village of Vallejo. Thanks to the efforts of a caoutchouc artist, the object of their recent visit to that burg' has been fathomed, and for their benefit, a reprint of town officials card, which appeared in the High School Journal of that place, is given below. It goes to show that connubiality there is quite inexpensive, The Humboldt Lotharios ought to come through on a proposition like that or quit being heart wreckers. The following might also be ofivalue to Heller, as transportation is very nominal : 'ludg'e Browne, Matrimonial Commissioner and Unionist, Mar- riage Frappe, Functional and Short, 553.oog Marriage Tobaseo, Cere- monious and VVarm, 555.003 Marriage Elegante, VVhite Tie-Bouton- nieres, Music-Curtains Drawn, Song Talk-Shakespeare, Poetry-Hot Air, Pleasant Smiles, 33Io.OO. A Union Label with every job. .lustice of Peace and Notary Public. TH

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.H LUise One Dr. I-larnden Qquizzing on tempering steel.j- Mr, Morehead, what is the difference between iron and steel F Morehead thesitating and seeming to be up against it.j-l-l- Dr. Harnden- XNell, what is the difference between a ten cent knife and a dollar and a half knife ? Morehead-A dollar and forty cents. Chemistry l don't Cy, I really do not NG, Wfhy radicals should be thus and SQ. The doctor's a Wiz, he stoppeth the quiz, And explains till it's time to go. the usual run of illegible postal cards As a marked contrast to beginning Deer Dockterfl which adorn the bulletin board, the follow- ing note brought by a messenger boy, is here submitted: San Francisco, Wfednesday, 12230 P. M. Doctor-I2 have not straightened up yet. I am on my Way to the Hammam Baths, and am as soaked as can be, T don't want to go to see you in this condition, will phone you, please excuse. and oblige. GALLAGHER. ,T. nw v 253.5 - In-It V V M- . D n SV U Q - ,QRS f a t M1000 f A ' FUR lNli1RD Wm., ' Us Phu A44 'Jia 1'.yM7A T M1 ' NHBLE N img-mf ,EfiBD'D 1' JZNIURS. TN' -2 SW' V 15 5- l im., r 5 - : -' SPM. 4r fl- --T 3 5 - ees sfo, --gi- H-- N-'-sv -xi Ce, ' 4K., 'SQ - K - 'T A -1 g -' T.. ti Ffg --- 1 1.-5: t - -4 - ff: - - Nu, PICTURE PUZZLE. XVHAT IS IT? 78

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Jummer at the Infirmary Theres a time in each year VVhich some ot us fear, Good old summer time, Some boys they go home And leave us alone, In the good old summer time. The infirmary is open, The prof's so have spoken, And there is where we spend our time. 'Tis very annoying The rest are enjoying The good old summer time. CHORUS : ln the good old summer time, ln the good old summer time, Wfaiting at the dental chair, Spending all your time, Oh, Prof, you pray, this very day, Some patient to me assign, That T may nnish my operating, Before next summer time. lilehold ! a new era has arrived. The Freshman is no longer, and the junior has taken on the dignity of a Senior. The vacation is at hand with all its joys, but still the lnfirmary is not deserted. lf you should look in, you would see the contented smiles of new-made juniors, happy because of the chance to operate, and Seniors triumphant because no longer are they compelled to take the worst cases in college. The gold illings, too, which have been in store are finally at hand. Not all the students take advantage of this summer work, but those who do have the opportunity, find themselves much more capable when the new term opens. Recalling the eager workmen of the past summer, we see to our surprise the face of dear Homer lust imagine Old Happy work- ing from nine until five! But he did, and then smoked the old brand cigarette and not the bitU cigar. SO