UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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.H LUise One Dr. I-larnden Qquizzing on tempering steel.j- Mr, Morehead, what is the difference between iron and steel F Morehead thesitating and seeming to be up against it.j-l-l- Dr. Harnden- XNell, what is the difference between a ten cent knife and a dollar and a half knife ? Morehead-A dollar and forty cents. Chemistry l don't Cy, I really do not NG, Wfhy radicals should be thus and SQ. The doctor's a Wiz, he stoppeth the quiz, And explains till it's time to go. the usual run of illegible postal cards As a marked contrast to beginning Deer Dockterfl which adorn the bulletin board, the follow- ing note brought by a messenger boy, is here submitted: San Francisco, Wfednesday, 12230 P. M. Doctor-I2 have not straightened up yet. I am on my Way to the Hammam Baths, and am as soaked as can be, T don't want to go to see you in this condition, will phone you, please excuse. and oblige. GALLAGHER. ,T. nw v 253.5 - In-It V V M- . D n SV U Q - ,QRS f a t M1000 f A ' FUR lNli1RD Wm., ' Us Phu A44 'Jia 1'.yM7A T M1 ' NHBLE N img-mf ,EfiBD'D 1' JZNIURS. TN' -2 SW' V 15 5- l im., r 5 - : -' SPM. 4r fl- --T 3 5 - ees sfo, --gi- H-- N-'-sv -xi Ce, ' 4K., 'SQ - K - 'T A -1 g -' T.. ti Ffg --- 1 1.-5: t - -4 - ff: - - Nu, PICTURE PUZZLE. XVHAT IS IT? 78

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A river could not have dampened her spirits more. So it went on from day to day. Chemistry had not even the smell of medicine, and everything be- came hard, up-hill work. Still, she fought on bravely, trying to hide all her little troubles, afraid that the boys would josh her. As she became more friendly with them, she found that theirs was not a path of roses either, so together they travelled, and had many merry times in spite of the hard work and difhcult tasks. Reminiscences , Do you remember the day when Dr. Mcfliettigan asked for a bone and Dusty handed him one saying, I-lere, doctor, this one is all marked P Do you remember the day when our friend Keyes from the P. K S. ordered Douglas to write something on the blackboard that he had just rubbed off? Douglas' answer was only a look, but such a look I Do you remember the day that Minahen told his patient that tartar was a kind of fungus growth on the teeth? Do you remember the day when McLaughlin stumbled in to Dr. Sullivan's lecture and the doctor had to light him to his seat with his one candle power searchlight? Do you remember the day that Steinmiller fogged the lens of Ike Minors microscope, and Ike tried for an hour to locate his slide? Do you remember the day that Howard asked Dr. Sullivan if the symphasis of the jaw was broken, and the doctor in his dry way said, No, the jaw itself. Do you remember the day that Rodolph got back at Tim for his puzzle, by telling him the story of the shaggy-haired dog? Do you remember the day, March 17th, when Dr. Sullivan recited for our benefit the story of how Ireland was founded? Do you remember the day that Bill Doll told us what jack Smith said when he thought that he had lost his cast aluminum plate? If you don't, perhaps Miss Bachy does. . Prepared 'lINell, Dusty, are you ready for that ex. in Histology? You bet I am, I'm loaded for Baer. 77

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LU a n t e d BV Marshall-A more advanced text in Chemistry. By Kaufmann-Large bunches of knowledge. By Potter-A photograph of himself. By Evans-A sedative for his nerves when undergoing quizzes. BV Dr. Harnden+,'X good recitation occasionally. By The Freshman Class-A Co-ed to displace Maud Lewis. By Zaza-An Angora goat. By Everybody-That Tim Callahan be not so bellicose. By a Few-More dental fraternities. By Some Juniors-Innumerable patients. By Dr. Hodgen-More sheep and a fewer number of goats. l-ly the Faculty and its Minions-Large wallies of money at the beginning' of the term. Conversation money not accepted. Humboldfs Best Of the aggregation from Eureka, Dungan and Dinsmore are the most peaceful. Their appearance, however. is a delusion, for beneath the meek and lowly demeanor lurks a craftiness akin to that of lf3r'er Reynard. And they surely are a couple of old foxes, for, since last February, they have been taking an undue interest in the village of Vallejo. Thanks to the efforts of a caoutchouc artist, the object of their recent visit to that burg' has been fathomed, and for their benefit, a reprint of town officials card, which appeared in the High School Journal of that place, is given below. It goes to show that connubiality there is quite inexpensive, The Humboldt Lotharios ought to come through on a proposition like that or quit being heart wreckers. The following might also be ofivalue to Heller, as transportation is very nominal : 'ludg'e Browne, Matrimonial Commissioner and Unionist, Mar- riage Frappe, Functional and Short, 553.oog Marriage Tobaseo, Cere- monious and VVarm, 555.003 Marriage Elegante, VVhite Tie-Bouton- nieres, Music-Curtains Drawn, Song Talk-Shakespeare, Poetry-Hot Air, Pleasant Smiles, 33Io.OO. A Union Label with every job. .lustice of Peace and Notary Public. TH