UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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Don't You LUish You Had cz Picture of l?Sill,' Doll using his mouth instead of the chip blower. The bunch at the blackboard trying to solve Tim Callahan's puzzle that could not be done. T Dusty Rhodes extracting two teeth at the same time, knocking out a central incisor as he withdrew tl1e forceps holding a molar. Clark preparing a cavity with a finishing bur. Morton making love to his twelve-year-old patient. Dr. Scott with his grip in his hand. The Junior class that day when the Freshman threw the water. Some members of the Freshman class that same day. Ike Ming' when he drew his pocket knife on the crowd saying, 'i'Come one, come all, this knife will lie In some one's heart, before I die. Heller, when he pulled a bottle belonging to Humphreys or Tim Callahan out of his pocket, in front of his particular lady friend. Trullinger's illustrations of the' shaggy-haired dog story for Calla- han's benefit. Mayor Schmitz chasing Mr. Kinney with a bunch of grass. I ,H 7 Z 3 2 5 . - MC DANIEL'S DREAM REALIZED AT LAST. 75

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Horrid Thing Miss I. addressed him real pleasantly, calling him by his father's name: Morning, Mr. Williams. Good morning, Della, how do you do this morning, queries Guy in a mellow and absolutely aseptic voice. Dellfs countenance grew pallid and she begged of him to be put wise as to the exact date when he began to call her by her commence- ment. VVell, Earnest was a bit surprised and somewhat flabbergasted with the reception, but he took up a collection with himself and called the roll g finding he was all there, he bore up bravely and whispered in her ear that whenever he cares very much for a lady he always uses the front name, May didn't seem to like the familiarity at all, but finally allowed him the extreme privilege of calling her by her central station. The consensus of opinion in the dope room is to the effect that Della May Guy Ernest if she tries real hard, but he'll never Miss her to any alarming extent. .Tome Dental College Yells VVah! lfVho are we! Rah! Zip, la Zee! VVe yell like h-l, for the U. C. D.Q VVah! who are we! Pop' Middleton is responsible for the above, also partly respon- sible for the feeling that caused some of us to yell it one day after stop- ping at the transfer point. Some fertile brain evolved another that startled the dwellers inkthe park district the same day. i Hosky! VVOW! Wow! VVhiskey, VVee! VVee! Holy Molar-il Holy Cuspid-i! U. C. Denti, Wfowl 74

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.H Co:ed at College from a Co:ed's .ftandpoint O, what a snap it will be! soliloquized a little maiden who was about to enter the Dental College. iVVhat a jolly time I am going to have with so little to do and such lots and lots of spare time for reading books and taking jaunts into the neighboring park with the other girls. Poor child! She did not know into what a chaos of boys she was. getting. Did someone whisper dissecting? O, yes, that was simply the cut- ting of a head to get at the teeth. NVhile chemistry would be the learn- ing of the names of the medicines and their application! As for the real dentistry, all she had to do was to drill a hole and stuff it tight with gold or some black material, Whichever would stick best. These surely seemed easy enough. Soon her dream was to be realized. She entered, knowing no one. Her first great surprise was the scarcity of her sex. Before having time to recover from this shock, she, with her class, was headed into the lecture room along with those worthy juniors. . How her heart did sink! Wliat could that dreadful sound be! Surely the floor was falling. But no, it was simply the infantile amusement of those boys! So, all day long, new surprises were in store for her. Some Freshies, bolder than the others, put an innocent snake in her working bench. On beholding it, she gave one bound out of the door and up the steps, not returning until fully convinced that the harmless reptile was dead and buried. One day, about a week later, the doctor told the class to take an impression of the mouth. VV hat could he possibly mean? She dared' not display her ignorance by asking, so she waited. Soon she saw the boys put some soft, red, sticky stuff into their mouths, and then, withdrawing it, take it to the demonstrator for approval. O, was that it? She could do the same, of course! So after a thorough blistering of her mouth, she succeeded in getting a funny looking object, which seemed to her perfect. Triumphantly she car-V ried it to the doctor, only to he met with a surely you know what is the matter with it P 76