UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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Horrid Thing Miss I. addressed him real pleasantly, calling him by his father's name: Morning, Mr. Williams. Good morning, Della, how do you do this morning, queries Guy in a mellow and absolutely aseptic voice. Dellfs countenance grew pallid and she begged of him to be put wise as to the exact date when he began to call her by her commence- ment. VVell, Earnest was a bit surprised and somewhat flabbergasted with the reception, but he took up a collection with himself and called the roll g finding he was all there, he bore up bravely and whispered in her ear that whenever he cares very much for a lady he always uses the front name, May didn't seem to like the familiarity at all, but finally allowed him the extreme privilege of calling her by her central station. The consensus of opinion in the dope room is to the effect that Della May Guy Ernest if she tries real hard, but he'll never Miss her to any alarming extent. .Tome Dental College Yells VVah! lfVho are we! Rah! Zip, la Zee! VVe yell like h-l, for the U. C. D.Q VVah! who are we! Pop' Middleton is responsible for the above, also partly respon- sible for the feeling that caused some of us to yell it one day after stop- ping at the transfer point. Some fertile brain evolved another that startled the dwellers inkthe park district the same day. i Hosky! VVOW! Wow! VVhiskey, VVee! VVee! Holy Molar-il Holy Cuspid-i! U. C. Denti, Wfowl 74

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A 1 ililf itif3 , ' 'X xmixulIllfM7Q , T23 get FZ ' QQ? a , . at Uneasy Rests the Tooth That wears a Crown O, crown me with a crown of goldf, The aching molar said, For nerves are killed so T've been told, And nerves don't ache when dead. A fancy crown the student makes, The roots he does not Hll, Alas! alas! the 'il th still aches VVith a pain that won't be still. Then take this lesson from my song, Ere crown on tooth you set, Treat aching tooth and treat it long, If ever such a case is met. On .fwearing The Editors of this section would like to t'1ke issue witl T' P . C ., 1 4. eter Dunne, who, speaking through Mr. Dooley, says anent swearing Doc- bl tors sildom use it, Dintists niverfl etc, VVe Wish to emphasize the several f t l ac s tiat any particular piece of work which requires unusual manual dexterity is not successfully accomplished witho t tl s' - ' ' ' ' ' ' u ie propel ihetorical conditions, that vulcanite packs readily and solder Flows easily under the gentle influence, and we are constrained to state that, under some conditions, a mild co-edine, GI ! F ' , 1 udge, would perhaps help some. 73

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Don't You LUish You Had cz Picture of l?Sill,' Doll using his mouth instead of the chip blower. The bunch at the blackboard trying to solve Tim Callahan's puzzle that could not be done. T Dusty Rhodes extracting two teeth at the same time, knocking out a central incisor as he withdrew tl1e forceps holding a molar. Clark preparing a cavity with a finishing bur. Morton making love to his twelve-year-old patient. Dr. Scott with his grip in his hand. The Junior class that day when the Freshman threw the water. Some members of the Freshman class that same day. Ike Ming' when he drew his pocket knife on the crowd saying, 'i'Come one, come all, this knife will lie In some one's heart, before I die. Heller, when he pulled a bottle belonging to Humphreys or Tim Callahan out of his pocket, in front of his particular lady friend. Trullinger's illustrations of the' shaggy-haired dog story for Calla- han's benefit. Mayor Schmitz chasing Mr. Kinney with a bunch of grass. I ,H 7 Z 3 2 5 . - MC DANIEL'S DREAM REALIZED AT LAST. 75