UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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A 1 ililf itif3 , ' 'X xmixulIllfM7Q , T23 get FZ ' QQ? a , . at Uneasy Rests the Tooth That wears a Crown O, crown me with a crown of goldf, The aching molar said, For nerves are killed so T've been told, And nerves don't ache when dead. A fancy crown the student makes, The roots he does not Hll, Alas! alas! the 'il th still aches VVith a pain that won't be still. Then take this lesson from my song, Ere crown on tooth you set, Treat aching tooth and treat it long, If ever such a case is met. On .fwearing The Editors of this section would like to t'1ke issue witl T' P . C ., 1 4. eter Dunne, who, speaking through Mr. Dooley, says anent swearing Doc- bl tors sildom use it, Dintists niverfl etc, VVe Wish to emphasize the several f t l ac s tiat any particular piece of work which requires unusual manual dexterity is not successfully accomplished witho t tl s' - ' ' ' ' ' ' u ie propel ihetorical conditions, that vulcanite packs readily and solder Flows easily under the gentle influence, and we are constrained to state that, under some conditions, a mild co-edine, GI ! F ' , 1 udge, would perhaps help some. 73

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O is for Olwell, at baseball a daisy, Pnut the tips that he gives would 'drive a man crazy. P is for Packard, slow spoken and steady, Partial plates did you say ?-he's always ready. There also is Pegot, so nice and so neat, The breath of his patients must be clean and sweet. R is for Rhodes, the boys call him Dusty, He makes us all laugh with his jokes dry and musty. Also for Rodolph, a good actor he'd make, But a dentist he,ll be for his dear fatherls sake, Likewise for Rhoner, soon married he'll be, And then in Rhonerville his sign we'll see. S stands for Scott, an M. D., P. Sz S., 'Tis better he thinks to take our D. D. S. Some space must be given the Shanasy's two, Who hie from the land of the wild Kangaroo. Before we get through we must mention Smith's name, The man of gold filling and horse racing fame. Stewarts here too, he looks like another, lfVe all thought at first he was Packard's brother. One still is left us, whom Sobey we call, He,s there with the talk when the theme is baseball. 'Tis for Trullinger, too, the cartoonist of Chaff, He draws the pictures that make us all laugh. W-thatys Waltoii, who next to him comes, A sure busy-lady, his time he ne'er bums. Also it's Warreii, quite English you know, But in quizzes you bet l1e's not very slow. An X is a cross, l hope you're not that, just because you're the victim, donlt think the jokes ii Wfhen you've gotten this far, please don't ask us Y This doggerel was written, and say itis a lie. Ze end is at hand as the Frenchman would say, QI must put it thus, T don't parlez Francaisj 72 21

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Horrid Thing Miss I. addressed him real pleasantly, calling him by his father's name: Morning, Mr. Williams. Good morning, Della, how do you do this morning, queries Guy in a mellow and absolutely aseptic voice. Dellfs countenance grew pallid and she begged of him to be put wise as to the exact date when he began to call her by her commence- ment. VVell, Earnest was a bit surprised and somewhat flabbergasted with the reception, but he took up a collection with himself and called the roll g finding he was all there, he bore up bravely and whispered in her ear that whenever he cares very much for a lady he always uses the front name, May didn't seem to like the familiarity at all, but finally allowed him the extreme privilege of calling her by her central station. The consensus of opinion in the dope room is to the effect that Della May Guy Ernest if she tries real hard, but he'll never Miss her to any alarming extent. .Tome Dental College Yells VVah! lfVho are we! Rah! Zip, la Zee! VVe yell like h-l, for the U. C. D.Q VVah! who are we! Pop' Middleton is responsible for the above, also partly respon- sible for the feeling that caused some of us to yell it one day after stop- ping at the transfer point. Some fertile brain evolved another that startled the dwellers inkthe park district the same day. i Hosky! VVOW! Wow! VVhiskey, VVee! VVee! Holy Molar-il Holy Cuspid-i! U. C. Denti, Wfowl 74