UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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O is for Olwell, at baseball a daisy, Pnut the tips that he gives would 'drive a man crazy. P is for Packard, slow spoken and steady, Partial plates did you say ?-he's always ready. There also is Pegot, so nice and so neat, The breath of his patients must be clean and sweet. R is for Rhodes, the boys call him Dusty, He makes us all laugh with his jokes dry and musty. Also for Rodolph, a good actor he'd make, But a dentist he,ll be for his dear fatherls sake, Likewise for Rhoner, soon married he'll be, And then in Rhonerville his sign we'll see. S stands for Scott, an M. D., P. Sz S., 'Tis better he thinks to take our D. D. S. Some space must be given the Shanasy's two, Who hie from the land of the wild Kangaroo. Before we get through we must mention Smith's name, The man of gold filling and horse racing fame. Stewarts here too, he looks like another, lfVe all thought at first he was Packard's brother. One still is left us, whom Sobey we call, He,s there with the talk when the theme is baseball. 'Tis for Trullinger, too, the cartoonist of Chaff, He draws the pictures that make us all laugh. W-thatys Waltoii, who next to him comes, A sure busy-lady, his time he ne'er bums. Also it's Warreii, quite English you know, But in quizzes you bet l1e's not very slow. An X is a cross, l hope you're not that, just because you're the victim, donlt think the jokes ii Wfhen you've gotten this far, please don't ask us Y This doggerel was written, and say itis a lie. Ze end is at hand as the Frenchman would say, QI must put it thus, T don't parlez Francaisj 72 21

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G stands for Graham, as prex he's a beaut, But surely he ought to, he once was a lieut. H is for Heller, who waits at the door And patients he cops, but always wants more. Howard is next, big words are his stunt, Vlfhatever the question, he's there to the front. George Humphreys is next upon the list, In Chemistry quizzes he's always missed. K is for Kelly, a dear little boy, His father's pride and his fond mother's joy. There also7E Keys of P. 81 S. fame, A wise gazaba who ranks next to Lane. VV e now come to Kline as we go down the line, As Freshman historian he surely was fine. L is for Lane who is good with his jaw, But his work it is lumpy, and his bluffs they are raw. It answers for Letcher who knows all about it, And Wishes to bet any man who dares doubt it. Lewis-theres little or nothing to say about him, l didn't know, and neither did Tim. Mis for McDaniel, a moustache he tried, But ere it matured, it sickened and died. McKinney sits next and it's good that it's so, For McDaniel can prompt him, when he doesn't know McLaughlin's another, the class's bright light, A Wise man from the East whom we must not slight. Pop'J Middleton too, he's called Mayor Schmitz, But never gets angry in spite of these hits. Minnie's no co-ed, he is aiter your money, VVhen you dig up for Chai it isn't so funny. For joshes on Moore it is useless to look, Ioshes there may be-but not in this book. 71

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A 1 ililf itif3 , ' 'X xmixulIllfM7Q , T23 get FZ ' QQ? a , . at Uneasy Rests the Tooth That wears a Crown O, crown me with a crown of goldf, The aching molar said, For nerves are killed so T've been told, And nerves don't ache when dead. A fancy crown the student makes, The roots he does not Hll, Alas! alas! the 'il th still aches VVith a pain that won't be still. Then take this lesson from my song, Ere crown on tooth you set, Treat aching tooth and treat it long, If ever such a case is met. On .fwearing The Editors of this section would like to t'1ke issue witl T' P . C ., 1 4. eter Dunne, who, speaking through Mr. Dooley, says anent swearing Doc- bl tors sildom use it, Dintists niverfl etc, VVe Wish to emphasize the several f t l ac s tiat any particular piece of work which requires unusual manual dexterity is not successfully accomplished witho t tl s' - ' ' ' ' ' ' u ie propel ihetorical conditions, that vulcanite packs readily and solder Flows easily under the gentle influence, and we are constrained to state that, under some conditions, a mild co-edine, GI ! F ' , 1 udge, would perhaps help some. 73