UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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A Junior Alphabet A is for anything you choose to name, just press the button, lyll take the same. B is for Bachy, the girl of our class, Qur only one co-ed, a dark comely lass. Also for Bennett, the boys call him Buck,l' But in all quizzes he's there like a duck. Likewise for Brown with that far-distant look, VVho ne'er gets a chance to crib from his book. C is for one who always throws water, If you don't know his name, I think you oughter. C is for Clarke, whose hair is so curly, He's there with his grip, but never too early. And for Craycraft, who guided our craft all last yearg We hope his successors will steer us as clear. D is for Davis, whose plates may be tarnished, But he'll swear to the fact he hasn't been varnished. D is for Dinsmore, Dungan's his friend, If he keeps in such company, Oh, where will he end? Next there comes Doll, who from Siskiyou hails, As a judge of tobacco, old Bill never fails. ' And then there is Dungan, the man with the past, Wlio is glad that the profs. have his name straight at E is for Evans with long Hossy hair, A bunch he could lose and have some to spare- Elworthy too, must be in this bunch, His patient chewed rubber-dam While he was at lunch. F stands for Farley, Santa Rosa his home, He's bug-house on baseball, yet stands not alone. Theres Fredrick the great who is stuck on the stage, He thinks, in grand opera, he'd be quite the rage. 70 las

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G stands for Graham, as prex he's a beaut, But surely he ought to, he once was a lieut. H is for Heller, who waits at the door And patients he cops, but always wants more. Howard is next, big words are his stunt, Vlfhatever the question, he's there to the front. George Humphreys is next upon the list, In Chemistry quizzes he's always missed. K is for Kelly, a dear little boy, His father's pride and his fond mother's joy. There also7E Keys of P. 81 S. fame, A wise gazaba who ranks next to Lane. VV e now come to Kline as we go down the line, As Freshman historian he surely was fine. L is for Lane who is good with his jaw, But his work it is lumpy, and his bluffs they are raw. It answers for Letcher who knows all about it, And Wishes to bet any man who dares doubt it. Lewis-theres little or nothing to say about him, l didn't know, and neither did Tim. Mis for McDaniel, a moustache he tried, But ere it matured, it sickened and died. McKinney sits next and it's good that it's so, For McDaniel can prompt him, when he doesn't know McLaughlin's another, the class's bright light, A Wise man from the East whom we must not slight. Pop'J Middleton too, he's called Mayor Schmitz, But never gets angry in spite of these hits. Minnie's no co-ed, he is aiter your money, VVhen you dig up for Chai it isn't so funny. For joshes on Moore it is useless to look, Ioshes there may be-but not in this book. 71