UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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as an entirety in the form Of a howling mob of embryonic dentists, whose present mission in life is to do as little work as possible, keep out of trouble, dig up fees, and absorb such knowledge as may be caught in passing, which is in questionable quantities. As a class we are an average in ability to take things easy, are patient in waiting for Instructors who came not to these woolly parts, have forbearance in standing for the jibes of Juniors and the predatory excursions of Seniors, have acquired a certain degree of cleverness in substituting Others' dummy work for our Own, and in the main are making good progress toward that higher station where we will be beasts Of prey and not the prey of beasts. Huzzab for the coming Freshmen of next term. 'We await you. Freshman Class ARNER, NlIL'1'ON ELIJAH BARNETT, LLOYD PARKER BEASER, HARRY PHILLIPS CIIMMINGS, NORRIS CECIL EIDENMULLER, FRANK H ENRX' EVANS, AMOS OTIS FLOOD, XVILLIAM ADALEERT FOERSTER, ADAM ADOLF WO HART, FRANK RUSSEL HOWE, ALBERT BATES KAUFMANN, EMIL HERMANN KEDIAN, WILLIAM HENRX' K.EOGH, JOSEPH BENJAMIN LESLIE, WILLIAM XVALTER LEXYIS, CLYDE W ILEY MARCH, HAIQIQY DAVIS MARCHUS, CHARLES GEORGE lVlARlZUYA, CARLOS JOSE ' Deceased. 1 Not in attendance LFGANG lXlARSI-IALL, LEXVIS CARSON NIAZZA, JOSEPH HENRX' EVIINOR, ISAAC SAFE iVlONTAGUE, JAMES SEARS lWOREHEAD, ROY FOLEY NETCJ, JOSEPH RAPHAEL OyCONNELI., GEORGE DERISX' POTTER, FRED WALLACE QUINN, JOHN E.-I' ROGERS, THOMAS LESLIE STANSEERY, CLAUDE J. STEINMILLER, GEORGE CLARENCE STEVENS, ANDREW JACKSON STRUI3, CHARLES HENRX' SXVAIN, HOMER SYYERSON, ANSGAR ELIAS TUFTS, LE ROY YOUNG, ROBERT JAMES

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affairs were also the subject of discussion for a period, and he is given to sudden attacks of Aphasia when called upon in quizzes. lYe have for consideration here, an imported article in the person of Adam :Xdolph Wlolfgang lfoerster, made in South Germany, and whose progress in things American and XfVestern has been so rapid that he now carries a latch key, and a prediction has been made that during his Junior year he will smoke. The class is nearly co-edless, but this alarming condition is partly remedied in the possession of lXlaud Lewis, a sweet thing, loved by all, and who has such a dainty way of occupying most of the lecture periods in cleaning his glasses and fussing in a sweet feminine manner. Bill Flood 25 a general all-around athlete in VOIlcQ'fZll0Il5l'.YllI can't be beat. Bill is always champing at the bit and has a failing for telephone girls. Of course Hill can't be blamed, but he should be more careful. Syverson has traveled, has viewed and known many things, the knowledge whereof he deals out without solicitation, and, if you don't want it, you get it just the same and at the same price. Minor comes from the web-foot district of Humboldt County, and tells many tales of the I25 inches of rain, and trees of such dimensions that in order to walk around one of them you have to make such an early start that you meet yourself returning. Saffy Minor is exceedingly fond of dissecting and never misses a chance-of escaping. llleazer is another young man fond of dissect- ing and also possesses many tales of wonderful things that happened to him at a summer session at Berkeley. and has a local reputation of being the best hand in college at taking impressions. Strub knows more of the records of several thousand baseball players than of the minute structure of a tooth or kindred subjects. Swain and Tufts can consume more boot-jack plug cut than a camp full of loggers, and both are very adroit in the Bradbury act. Bill Kedian, he of the Romanesque features, should prove an entire success as a dentist. if the pet theory of Physiogmists relative to size and shape of a proboscis, and successes don't go back on him. Hill. we hope it don't. The police would prohibit the publication of any minute history of the remaining members of this class and they will have to be considered -L7

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CLINIC ROOM SNAP-SHOTS