UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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flimf. 10-Tim travels from New York to Milwaukee 99 times, looking for shaggy- haired dogs. l Call and see our worK and prices. We Keep up to date 'ill in styles. Mr. Singer, expe- Z rienced cutter, attends to all the Worh personally. Our only advertising is our own ,j customers, as We spare no - Q pains in satisfying them. - fm! , A call from you will be greatly appreciated. ' 1 rv X' Q ..,. Conway df- Sanger --,L MERCHANT TAILORS Room 79, Flood Bldg. Phone Red ms SAN FRANCISCO .Hn Impression Fin-L' Sizadeni- How did you come out with that patient? Second Sfudevzi- CLooking ruefully at a pile of plaster.j I don't know, but I think I made quite an impression. V AFE HOFFNMAN BEST COFFEE IN THE CITY 7 TAYLOR ST. SAN FRANCISCO Taken From One of the Daily Papers Lost. A rubber plaster bowl. Finder will receive a liberal reward for return of same to C. C. LANE, U. of C. Dental College.

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Feb. 23-LHUC gets another call Clown from Dr. I-Iodgen on his P. 8: S. methods .H Portion of Rodolph's Repertoir I Could You Be True to Eyes of Blue if You Looked Into Eyes of Brown? Said the Little Boy in Blue to Mona Sanf' I've been talkin' to Nancy Brownw and Hangin' Round the Town And I've decided, Babe, I do not think you can. II For I haven't quite Forgotten that Hlvloonlight VVinter's Night W'hen at 'tMr. Dooley you made Those Scan'lous Eyesfl I know you can't be true, but Ilve Got My Eyes On You, So you'll sa good, My jungle Queen, if you are wise. III And you thought I didn't hear you, that Good Old Summer Time',- Bill Bailey, VVon't You Please Come Home -you said. When that company you keep Please Go 'Way and Let Me Sleep And I'll dream of Ma Evenin' Star instead. IV But if Absence Makes the Heart Grow Ponder Then you certainly are my Pinky Panky Poo, And 'Neath the Bamboo Tree we'll be happy, don't UU. C. ? For Believe me, Lou, I Love No One But You. LUN DSTRON 'S UP:f0:D3fe H2115 BETTER THAN THE BEST NY. I I MADE sv PACIFIC COAST HAT WORKS All the Newest Extreme Eastern Blocks as H58 Market St., opp. Central Theatre soon as issued, in 52.50 and 53.50 hats. 605 Kearny Street 4'Worr1en are queer personages, ain't they?'l remarked Dungan. lVhy? asked some sympathetic listeners. Well, he said, you call a girl a chick and she smiles 5 call a women a hen and she howls. Call a young woman a witch and she is pleased 5 call an old women a witch and you insult her. Call a girl a kitten and she rather likes it 5 call a woman a cat and she hates you.', Poor old Pop, so sorry 5 we have troubles of our own. v

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Zeh's Cut:Rate Drug Store Bl k I 2 3 Telephone ac S, south 690 Dr. Sull1van's Treatment 4- Q A ' IP t VLH 5 TTSe?'Zae is e dl d, :A l Dental Students mc. canlean 0 me L .ff , . . f Supphed at Mummltymg Paste yxof- . -T 'KN'f?C'1J'DR'355,'e Wholesale Prxces 1226 Market St., San Francisco If a considerable saving in the cost of your college outfit is an item to you, call on I PEY BROTHERS DENTAL DEPOT AND GET AN ESTIMATE 10o!0 DISCOUNT TO STUDENTS.4..-nas. 927 MARKET ST. Room 725, Emma .fpreckels Bldg. Overheard in the Infirmary Dr. Reading: Do you want this tooth extracted ? Paiienzf: No. I want it pulledf, Found. New obtundent. Deliberately apply chloroform all over lips and cheeks.