UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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Feb 14-Dr. Scott goes to see Anna Held, armed with a pair of field-glasses. STUDE TS Have you visited the Young Men's Christian Association Building? It is one of the most com- plete and best equipped Associations in theworld. Special rate of . O O a year for membership to students. Entrance Fee, 52.00 To Jill New Members HOW TO JOIN Call at the Association and secure membership application card. Fill out application blank as per printed instructions. Have someighone sign your application. certifying to your character. Moral character is the only qualification required for asso- ciate membership. Fee 510.00 a year, 37.00 for students, which entitles holder to all privileges enumerated in this circular. Gymnasium locker boxes 32.00 a year, and key deposit of twenty-five cents. Key deposit is refunded when the locker is given up and key returned. Its work by Departments From October first to April tirst each year a night school for men. a complete business and commercial course, together with some languages and technical studies. A superb gymnasium or hall of health. Excellent bathing facilities, steam, shower, tub and needle baths. Saltwater swimming tank. A competent instructor in athletics and swim- ming. M. C. O'Brien, Physical Director. GYMNASIUM CLASS HoURs Men-Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday, 8 P. M. Business Men-Tuesday, Thursday and Satur- day, 5:15 P. M. Boys-Tuesday and Thursday, 3 P. M. Boys' swimming day-Friday, 3 to 5 P. M. Camera dark rooms for developing, printing and enlarging. Handsomely furnished parlors, recreation and amusement rooms. Bicycle room. Bowling alley. Handball court. Literary and debating society. Reading room. All privileges ofmeinbership. Concert and lecture course. 4 University extension lectures. Social evenings for young men. Religious services. Bible classes. United committee work. All members of the Bible classes take dinner together October first to April first, at six olclock every Thursday evening. The Bible classes are from 6:30 to 7:30. Inquire at ofiice for full particulars. Plain, helpful talks to men every Sunday afternoon at three o'c1ocK. Good music. We are a brotherhood of young men associating ourselves together for the mutual benefit each of the other. The Association stands for all-round complete manhood and a clean life. There are some departments of this great work that you need and much that you would enjoy. ortheast corner Mason and Ellis Streets

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Feb. 13-Champagne blows up in the stretch and Tim drinks beer. DQ QNIIGQI' P5010 UDDI Q . ARGO PARK, ROCHESTER, N. Y. MAKERS OF Disco, Argo and Metalotype Photographic Papers va' SS' .Hnd 518 new developing agent Hnefvefldoln Have appointed MAX L. SHIRPSER as Manager for their Pacific Coast Branch. All inquiries for supplies and prices should be addressed 42 Third St., .Yan Francisco .Bids to Discrimination Dorior: james, did that lady come in her own coach or a trolley car? fmizess Trolley car, sir. Docfors Thanl-is. I didn't know whether to tell her she had neuralgia of the trigerninus, accompanied by acute gingivitis and a slight pulpitis, or to prescribe a mouth Washf, W, F. HARRIS an co. M CASH GROCERS 92 NINTI-I STREET 825 LARKIN STREET PHONE .11-zssls 110B F-Home su'r'rEn 2632 SAN FRANCISCO ' Our editor is somewhat of an extractor Cwhen the Seniors are absentj. Be careful, Bert, some Senior might want to crown some of those extracted.

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Feb. 23-LHUC gets another call Clown from Dr. I-Iodgen on his P. 8: S. methods .H Portion of Rodolph's Repertoir I Could You Be True to Eyes of Blue if You Looked Into Eyes of Brown? Said the Little Boy in Blue to Mona Sanf' I've been talkin' to Nancy Brownw and Hangin' Round the Town And I've decided, Babe, I do not think you can. II For I haven't quite Forgotten that Hlvloonlight VVinter's Night W'hen at 'tMr. Dooley you made Those Scan'lous Eyesfl I know you can't be true, but Ilve Got My Eyes On You, So you'll sa good, My jungle Queen, if you are wise. III And you thought I didn't hear you, that Good Old Summer Time',- Bill Bailey, VVon't You Please Come Home -you said. When that company you keep Please Go 'Way and Let Me Sleep And I'll dream of Ma Evenin' Star instead. IV But if Absence Makes the Heart Grow Ponder Then you certainly are my Pinky Panky Poo, And 'Neath the Bamboo Tree we'll be happy, don't UU. C. ? For Believe me, Lou, I Love No One But You. LUN DSTRON 'S UP:f0:D3fe H2115 BETTER THAN THE BEST NY. I I MADE sv PACIFIC COAST HAT WORKS All the Newest Extreme Eastern Blocks as H58 Market St., opp. Central Theatre soon as issued, in 52.50 and 53.50 hats. 605 Kearny Street 4'Worr1en are queer personages, ain't they?'l remarked Dungan. lVhy? asked some sympathetic listeners. Well, he said, you call a girl a chick and she smiles 5 call a women a hen and she howls. Call a young woman a witch and she is pleased 5 call an old women a witch and you insult her. Call a girl a kitten and she rather likes it 5 call a woman a cat and she hates you.', Poor old Pop, so sorry 5 we have troubles of our own. v