UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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Feb. 7-Miss johnson asks Dr. Reading if he knows anything about mechanical dentistry. The Lazy Germ's Opposite They've found the germs of this and that The germs of that and this- The germs that make us thin or fat , The germs that make us kiss 3 The germs that make us fall in love- I hope they'll never jerk Their magic microscopes above The germs that make us work. F, The germ of laziness is found- Torn from his happy nest 3 He gallivants our systems 'round And makes us long for rest. He is the germ of calm content n That peacefully will lurk Unless there comes, on mischief bent, The germ that makes us work. The germ of laziness attacks Our heads and hands and feet, And makes a hammock to our backs Feel perfect and complete. He circles in tobacco smoke With pleasing smile and smirk, His sole exertion is to choke The germ that makes us work. The germ of laziness is found- Now we'll be tantalized By folks who will not have us 'round Unless we're pasteurized. They'l1 hold us in a grasp unkind And warn us not to shirk, And cry: O, hurry up and find A germ to make him work. Exchange'

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Feb. 10-Dr. Carlton tells how to put in an Irish filling. You Can Do Best With Us ,N SWEATERS, JERSEYS GYMNASIUM AND : : 5' 'D BAT!-HNG SUITS 2 : : 0 We Knit to Fit at Reasonable Prices GOOD UNDERVVEAR in Pure Linen, Silk, Lisle and Wool Mins: l011:l0l7 Hyde street 20 Post Stw Below Kearny CALIFGRN A CQLLEGE OF -iiPHARMACYl i OFFICERS ' President, G. E. BACON, Ph.G. Treasurer, R. E. VVHITE Secretary and Dean, WV. M. SEARBY, Ph.C. Directors: F. A. BECKETT, Ph.G.g G. E. BACON, Ph.G.g J. H. DAwsoN, Ph.G.g JAMES G. STEELEQ JOHN CALVERT, Ph.C.g VAL Scamrnrg R. E. VVHITE. FACULTY BENJAMIN IDE YVHEELER, Ph.D., LL.D., President of the University HERMANN H. BEHR, M.D., Emeritus Professor of Botany JOHN CALVERT, Ph.C., Emeritus Professor of Pharmacy VVILLIAM T. YVENZELI., M.D., Ph.G,, Pl1ar.M., Emeritus Professor ofChemistry 'VVILLIAM M. SEARBV, Ph.C.. Professor of Pharmacy and Director of the ' Pharmaceutical Laboratory, and Dean FRANKLIN T. GREEN, Ph.G., Professor of Chemistry and Director of the Chemical Laboratory ALBERT SCHNEIDER, M. 5., M. D., Ph.D., Professor of Botany, Materia Medica. ' and Pharmacognosy HAX'DN M. SIMMONS, Ph.G., M.D., Lecturer on Physiology S. W. CARTWRIGHT. B.S., Ph.G., Instructor in Chemistry JOSEPHINE E. BARBAT, Ph.G.. Instructor in Materia Medica F. 'vV. NIS!-I, Ph.G,, Instructor in Botanyand Pharmacy H. R. WILEY, A.B., LL,B., Lecturer on Pharmaceutical Jurisprudence