UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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ffm. 3?-Heller's cable is found and there is international rejoicing. PERFECT NARCOSIS POSITION TELEscoRlc EVERY SLIDES sept! AND R AD or ADJUSTABLE STANDARD AGAINST GAUGE WEAR ' DRTAINABLE AT ANY N0 MORE HARDWARE toost CHAIRS ' STORE FREDERICKS' DENTAL CHAIR PATENTED. OTHERS PENDING. Fits a four-year-old child or a seven-foot man. Perfect balance. Economy of space. Oil cushions prevent all jar. Back cannot fall. Every chair fitted with latest adjustable sectional headrest. Sold on Easy flbfzfhbf .Paymenfs Evefjfihing in Defzfal and Surgical Ezrnifzzre LEE C. REID St C0., 927 Market St., San Francisco ' ' PHONE JESSIE 721 Not Yet Ripe The physicians were holding a consultation beside the cot of the man supposed to have appendicitis concealed about his person. I believe, said one ofthe surgeons, 'tthat we should wait and let him get stronger before cutting into him. Before the other prospective operators could reply the patient turned his head and remarkedg feebly, What do you take me for-a cheese? H W Notice. If any theory is wanted, apply to H. T. Moore.

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Nov. 20-The water-cure tried with reat success on Tim Callahan. g JULIUS P. IAEGELING, D. D. S. dt eval Qalmratnrg 916 MARKET ST. Room 69, Columbia Building Opposite the Jas. VV. Edwards Dental Depot Co. Gold Plates and Gum Teeth a Specialty PHONEiOHN 6611 SAN FRANCISCO The following is a list of lectures to be given some day by their authors: How to Become a Dentist After Graduation ...... ............ C' . C Lane. How to Successfully Produce an Artificial Rain Storm with a Bucket of Water .......................... ...... ...... ...... YT B . Callahan. Rules to be Observed by Amateur Oriental Dancers ............ ...... E vans. McKinney Method of Bringing People To in Lectures ...... flhllnney. Means of Determining Color of Bile ......... .................. ......... L e fcheff. Latest Methods of Butting In ....,. ...... ..... . . ...... ...... S m zrlz. How to Make Your Patients Work for You ...... ....... fb nnparejys. The Way to Successfully Raise a Moustache. ....... .. ...... Howard. How to Prompt in Lectures ............... ......... . . ..... !lkDam'eZs. Reasons Why I am Never Late ......... .......,. ........ C' I arke. My Method of Captivating Females ............ ......... ......... ...... D z L ngan. There are numerous others but on account of limited space we are unable to publish them. If your oculist orders glasses, bring the prescription to us. We'll make a pair that he'll approve of. HIRSCH 81 KAISER, OPTICIANS 7 KEARNY STREET

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fan. 15-Humphreys comes to chemistry but is not discovered. .Tweet Dreams They are sleeping! VVho are sleeping? Freshmen wearied with their play, For the Profs, they have departed, And the upper classmen gone away 5 Like the babes within their cradles, So sleep Freshmen, late and long, Lo! As light as their own trouble, Balmy sleep has conquered them. 5 They are sleeping! Who are sleeping? Juniors in a stuffy room. Eyelids tired out with study, Close now, quite a bit too soon. Fagedenic cementitis seems to merely be a myth, Trichloracetic acid is the thing to conquer with. Sterilization and asepsis, surely this is not a dream, And just then your neighbor pokes you And you see where you have been. They are sleeping! Who are sleeping? Seniors compassed round with woeg Yet sweet dreams are oier them creeping, And they, in fancy, now are reaping Golden shekels high and low. Speak not, lest therslumberer waken From that sweet and pleasant dream, And End he still is in the college And the State Board has not seen. U TI-IE OCEAN BATH OBERLY, PROPRIETOR PURE HOT OR COLD OCEAN WATER BATH SUPPLIED BY OLYMPIC SALT WATER co. SHAVING, 156 HAIR CUTTING, 250 17 TAYLOR STREET, Near Market