UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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Nov. 16-McDaniel's mustache proves a failure. There is A Reason for Everything There is a reason why we lead in the dental supply business. lt did not just happen so. Every old practi- tioner can tell you the reason if you will ask him. It is better to begin at the right place than to have to change. I0 per cent Discount to .Itudents Our 550-page catalogue is as valuable to you as any of your Text-books. lt costs you nothing 2 1 1 : : : The Jas. W. Edwards Co 1 : : DENTAL SUPPLIES : : 825 Market Street San Francisco, Cal DEPOTS AT LOS ANGELES, CAL. OAKLAND, CAL.

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Nov. 7-Evans gets a hair cut. Bacteriology It is a well-known fact that knowledge is obtained sometimes by absorption, as the following example tends to prove. Thejanitor ofa certain college was a most respectable negro gentleman who had many an argument with his good wife on germs and bacteria. The following conversation was accidentally overheard as they were about to sit down to breakfast one morning : He .- Mahaley hab de table 'pintments in de way ob de linen ben cleaned dis mawning? She: Dey sholey hab, Gawgef' He .- Anrhab de chiney ben treated wif a disrefectant baf? Size: Man alive I Is yo' deef and dumb and blind, that yo' can't feel nuff1n'? Dey is pipin' hot yit.'l He : Hah I An is de same disrefectant sprinkled lib'rally fro'out de room ? She: Hit am thicker dan de dust hitse'f. He.' Den foh Gawd's sake, Honey, furnigate yo' han's an let's eat de breakfas' quick, befo' any ob dem demonbolical, wicious lil microcopes gits an chance to crawl in. O-o-o-WI Foh heaben sake! VVat am dat a-lopin' up to de tatah dish ? A microcope, Mahaley, a microcope I Run foh yoh life I She : Har yo', Gawge, come back I Taint no microcope dis time. Hit's on'y a pou lil harm-harm-harmless ant I Befo' de Lawd, I's dat frazzled and razzled dat my nerves is clean kerflumexed 5 dey pintedly isf' He : fSitting down again with ghastly face.J 'Pears laik dey ain't no kin' ob peace on yearth no moah wif dese heah lil ornery- She: CSobbing.j Measly. He : CViciously.j Blarsted. I' Boilz !og'ez'he1'.- Microcopes. La Grande Laundry Telephone Bush 12 Principal Oflicez' 23 Powell Street Corner Ellis Branches-5a Taylor Sfreef, 1Vezzr Golden Gale Arfemee Q ' 200 M0HfgV07llEV1' Avenue, Corner' Keanu' Silfeel I ' 202 Tlzfrri Sbfeei, Corner Howard A 1733 fllarlcet Slreet, Opporfle Eleveulh Laundry-Twelfth St., Bet. Howard and Folsom San Francisco, Cal. All ordinary mending sewing on buttons. etc., free ofcharge. Orders left at ofiice will receive prompt attention. VVork called for and delivered to anyrpart of the city free of charge. Flannels and silks washed by hand. Not responsible for colors not ast.

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Nov. 20-The water-cure tried with reat success on Tim Callahan. g JULIUS P. IAEGELING, D. D. S. dt eval Qalmratnrg 916 MARKET ST. Room 69, Columbia Building Opposite the Jas. VV. Edwards Dental Depot Co. Gold Plates and Gum Teeth a Specialty PHONEiOHN 6611 SAN FRANCISCO The following is a list of lectures to be given some day by their authors: How to Become a Dentist After Graduation ...... ............ C' . C Lane. How to Successfully Produce an Artificial Rain Storm with a Bucket of Water .......................... ...... ...... ...... YT B . Callahan. Rules to be Observed by Amateur Oriental Dancers ............ ...... E vans. McKinney Method of Bringing People To in Lectures ...... flhllnney. Means of Determining Color of Bile ......... .................. ......... L e fcheff. Latest Methods of Butting In ....,. ...... ..... . . ...... ...... S m zrlz. How to Make Your Patients Work for You ...... ....... fb nnparejys. The Way to Successfully Raise a Moustache. ....... .. ...... Howard. How to Prompt in Lectures ............... ......... . . ..... !lkDam'eZs. Reasons Why I am Never Late ......... .......,. ........ C' I arke. My Method of Captivating Females ............ ......... ......... ...... D z L ngan. There are numerous others but on account of limited space we are unable to publish them. If your oculist orders glasses, bring the prescription to us. We'll make a pair that he'll approve of. HIRSCH 81 KAISER, OPTICIANS 7 KEARNY STREET