UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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Nov. 7-Evans gets a hair cut. Bacteriology It is a well-known fact that knowledge is obtained sometimes by absorption, as the following example tends to prove. Thejanitor ofa certain college was a most respectable negro gentleman who had many an argument with his good wife on germs and bacteria. The following conversation was accidentally overheard as they were about to sit down to breakfast one morning : He .- Mahaley hab de table 'pintments in de way ob de linen ben cleaned dis mawning? She: Dey sholey hab, Gawgef' He .- Anrhab de chiney ben treated wif a disrefectant baf? Size: Man alive I Is yo' deef and dumb and blind, that yo' can't feel nuff1n'? Dey is pipin' hot yit.'l He : Hah I An is de same disrefectant sprinkled lib'rally fro'out de room ? She: Hit am thicker dan de dust hitse'f. He.' Den foh Gawd's sake, Honey, furnigate yo' han's an let's eat de breakfas' quick, befo' any ob dem demonbolical, wicious lil microcopes gits an chance to crawl in. O-o-o-WI Foh heaben sake! VVat am dat a-lopin' up to de tatah dish ? A microcope, Mahaley, a microcope I Run foh yoh life I She : Har yo', Gawge, come back I Taint no microcope dis time. Hit's on'y a pou lil harm-harm-harmless ant I Befo' de Lawd, I's dat frazzled and razzled dat my nerves is clean kerflumexed 5 dey pintedly isf' He : fSitting down again with ghastly face.J 'Pears laik dey ain't no kin' ob peace on yearth no moah wif dese heah lil ornery- She: CSobbing.j Measly. He : CViciously.j Blarsted. I' Boilz !og'ez'he1'.- Microcopes. La Grande Laundry Telephone Bush 12 Principal Oflicez' 23 Powell Street Corner Ellis Branches-5a Taylor Sfreef, 1Vezzr Golden Gale Arfemee Q ' 200 M0HfgV07llEV1' Avenue, Corner' Keanu' Silfeel I ' 202 Tlzfrri Sbfeei, Corner Howard A 1733 fllarlcet Slreet, Opporfle Eleveulh Laundry-Twelfth St., Bet. Howard and Folsom San Francisco, Cal. All ordinary mending sewing on buttons. etc., free ofcharge. Orders left at ofiice will receive prompt attention. VVork called for and delivered to anyrpart of the city free of charge. Flannels and silks washed by hand. Not responsible for colors not ast.

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Off. 30-jack Smith pitches at the park for the 'tSteam Beers against the Stinkin Ten. A EW DE TAL CIiAlR?TllE FAVORITE COLUMBIA . ' fjilw- . ' - sf . e.,. A No. 2 FAVORITE COLUVIBIA CHAIR Medium height position. Showing how arms may be lowered. The No. 1 has a vertical range from 19 inches lowest position to 33 inches highest. The No. 2 has a vertical range from 17 inches lowest position to 37 inches highest. This latter is the lowest foot-operated chair on the market. These chairs are very pleasing in appearance, and they afford the great- est convenience to the operator and equal comfort to the patients. They are devoid of useless novel- ties so often added simply for talking points. Ours embody everything that is valuable and necessary. Try them and see how easily you can raise a patient, and then try some other makes. You will quickly notice the difference, THE COLUVIBIA ELECTRIC DENTAL ENGINES They are World Renowned For either Direct or Alternating Current Investigation and comparison will prove to you that we manufacture the best and most successful Electric Dental Engines in the world, a claim which involves superiority in - power, speed, ease of control, convenience, , durability and beauty. lNe guarantee our Alternating Current Engines operate in all respects just the same as those of the direct current type 3 they regulate in speed in either direction of rotation, start and stop quickly, and always respond promptly to every move- ment of the controller lever. We know of no broader guarantee to offer. If we did we would not hesitate to olter it. You will never feel obliged to apologize tor them as you might for some other. They are noiseless. They are satisfactory. Always ready and never in the way. Our catalogue tells all about both chairs and engines. Our Goods For Sale by All Dental Dealers The Ritter Dental lllig. Co. Rochester, N. Y. U. S. A. TYPE A. C. C. S. ALTERNATING CURRENT ENGINE Suspended by a counterweight from a neat bracket.

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Nov. 16-McDaniel's mustache proves a failure. There is A Reason for Everything There is a reason why we lead in the dental supply business. lt did not just happen so. Every old practi- tioner can tell you the reason if you will ask him. It is better to begin at the right place than to have to change. I0 per cent Discount to .Itudents Our 550-page catalogue is as valuable to you as any of your Text-books. lt costs you nothing 2 1 1 : : : The Jas. W. Edwards Co 1 : : DENTAL SUPPLIES : : 825 Market Street San Francisco, Cal DEPOTS AT LOS ANGELES, CAL. OAKLAND, CAL.