UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA Medical Department .svavaesearavam AFFILIATED COLLEGE BUILDINGS seaeavsvavsravsr The Session begins Sepfember Isf, and coniinues eighf calendar monfhs. Graalaaies of fhe College of Denfisfry of fhe Unifversiiy of California are. aclmified fo fhe junior Class upon passing a safisfacfory exami- nafion in fhe curriculum of fhe Sophomore year. The coarse ezierfds orver four years of medical sfzzdy. Gracfaafes of recognized liferary and scienfific colleges are admiffeal fo fhe Sophomore Class fwiihouf eraminafion. LROBT, 04, WCLEAN :Dean 305 KEARNY ST., SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. MR. HARDY Cto Miss Wagnerj: When is your marriage coming off. MISS WAC-NER Qvvith great astonishmeutj: Marriage? Why, I know of no marriage. MR. HARDY Qwith laughterj: f'Why, are you not engaged to Count Novitzky ? Miss WVAGNER Qmuch amusedjr 'lVVhy, nog I don't think that Mr. Novitzky is looking for a mother. I believe his mother is still alive, and I am sure I am not looking for a boy to raise. ' Che Day we Go to Press DR. SULLIVAN: NVhat is the dose of the tincture of arnica, Mr. White, CSLD? VVHITE, ,992 Eight to ten grains, I believe-oh I no, it's a pint. A at DR. SULLIVAN: Mr. Williams, what is the dose of distilled water? DEACON VVILLIAMS: A whisky glss full when thirsty. C25 DR. SULLIVAN: Gruss, what is a soporihc ? 'I GRUSS Cvery knowinglyjz Itis a substance that makes soapf' 97