UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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JI Darrow Escape THE first time Dr. Bunnel called the roll in the Osteology quiz he was only saved from a case of lrismus by the quick discernment of one of the students. The doctor began bravely: Mr. Alberti, Mr. Aldunate, Mr. Ayres, Mr. Chilton, Mr. Carew -then he pauseclg he ran his fingers through his hair, his eyes bulged, he gulped a few times, turned pale, and grasped his inferior maxillary with both hands. And just then a voice was heard from the second row which exclaimed, That's me, doctorg that's me. It was Domeniconi who came to the rescue, but the doctor was unable to proceed. Befabrd in Kesslefs Banquet Ball CCOSMOPOLITAN assemblage around the table relating experiences Wherein they had been taken for some noted personagej FRENCHMAN: While in gay Paree I was much annoyed by constantly hearing myself alluded to as ' ze great man Napoleonf CGruss.Q ITALIAN: Oh, when I visit Rome everybody say, 'Look ahere coma oura General Gareboldil' He make dee monke sickfl QLucchetti .J ENGLISHMAN: Aw, don't you know that in deah old London I was constantly mistaken for that deah boy, the Prince of Wales ? tGinno.j , SCOTCHMAN: Hoot mon! When I was at the gathering of the clans, the bagpipes struck up the 'Campbells Are Comingf and all the gillies rallied round the noble Bruce. CRenwick.l SWEDE: Ach, dat is nothings. When I go in Stockholm, everybody yell, 'Make way for the grand soldier, Adolphus Gustaviusf QBergstrom .J IRISHMAN: When I was coming up the street to-day I met an old friend. He looked at me closely, and said, 'Well, I-- C-, is that you ? ' CEddy Mulreninj 94

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California ollege of Pharmacy Facultv, Department of Pharmacy, University of California IVIAK1-iN Kxannocsc, A. M., LL. D.. President of the University of California. I-IERMANN H. BEI-IR, M. D . Emeritus Professor of Botany. Joram CALVEPT, PH. G., Emeritus Professor of Pharmacy. VVILLIAM T. WENZELL, M. D., PH. G., PH M., Professor of Chemistry. WxLLmM M. SEARBY, PH. G , Professor of Pharmacy, Director Pharmaceutical Laboratory and Dean. J. J. B. ARGENTX, PH. G., Professor of Botany, Materia Medica, Microscopy. Vegetable Histology and T- harn1acognosy. FRANK T. GREEN, PH. G., Professor ot Analytical Chemistry and Director of the Chemical Laboratory. . C. HADLEY CARLSON, M. D , Lecturer on Physiology in Relation to the Action of Drugs. H. R. WILEY, A. B., LL. B , Lecturer on Pharmacal Jurisprudence. H. M BECK, P1-1. G , M. D., Instructor in Chemistry. , I. S. WARREN, PH. G., Instruct ir in Pharmacy and Assistant in the Pharmaceutical Labor- atory. .TOSEPHINE E. BARBAT, PH. G., Instructor in Materia Medica. LUTHER W. BALBTEY, PH. G., Instructor in Microscopy, Vegetable Histology and Pharma- cognosy. The next term will open about Sept. 1, 1899. Every facility is offered that the student may aquire a thoroughly practical as well as theoretical knowledge of Chemistry, Pharmacy, Botany, Microscopy. and Pliarmacoqnosy. For prospectus, terms. and further information, address W. M. SBPKRBY, Dean 400 SUTTER STREET, San Francisco Bow Barry and Sumner Beard melba They go to the back entrance of the Grand Opera Houseg between them they give the property man a dollar, get a full dress suit of the sixteenth century age, and in this they act as body-guard to Mme. Melba. With the metal shield, a Damascus blade, and a heavy breast- plate, and their heads encased in a shell of iron, they soon ill their boots with sweat. Harry makes a pass at a beggar, drives his sword through a fine palace, only to lose it on the other' side of the canvas. He wondered why the beggar did not fall. Sumner uses his blade as a tennis racket, and sends everything on the stage through the wings. At one time he became so excited that he nearly decapitated Harry, but just as he was about to make the return, , The curtain falls, And that is all Of Harry, Sumner, and Melba I!! VVANTED: A dentist to extract the teeth from the jaws of death. IN pain in toothache we for cure apply To dentists we know not, and we know not why. 96