UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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Bard Euck A JUNIOR had a little bookg Its leaves were white as snow. He wrote his answers in it, So he'd be sure to know. He took the book to school with him To help him in the exam. g But a spotter stood behind him, And it wasn't Worth a --1 C0 ou! you dzuif Ji WHPZN Halsted is called upon in the lecture, he looks heavenward 'It may be he is only trying to read it off the wall. C. A. FUGLER, alias 63, alias Blue Cap, alias One of the Dirty Dozen, sat on a plate of bread at his boarding-house. For more, ask Schiller. WIIITE, '99: It's nice to enjoy the name of being a good Workman and have some one else do the work for you. 'SINCE betting has been forbidden at Ingleside race track, me see more of Blake at college. 'I wonder Zllbat? I THERE was a young fellow named Tate, V NVho dined with his girl at SZS, But I can not relate XV hat this chappie named Tate And his tete-a-tete ate at S 28. WEATHER forecast: Moore Fairweather. warning BOYS, donlt look up the definition of Words you donlt know the meaning of, in the presence of ladies. For further particulars consult Baker. 92

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JI Darrow Escape THE first time Dr. Bunnel called the roll in the Osteology quiz he was only saved from a case of lrismus by the quick discernment of one of the students. The doctor began bravely: Mr. Alberti, Mr. Aldunate, Mr. Ayres, Mr. Chilton, Mr. Carew -then he pauseclg he ran his fingers through his hair, his eyes bulged, he gulped a few times, turned pale, and grasped his inferior maxillary with both hands. And just then a voice was heard from the second row which exclaimed, That's me, doctorg that's me. It was Domeniconi who came to the rescue, but the doctor was unable to proceed. Befabrd in Kesslefs Banquet Ball CCOSMOPOLITAN assemblage around the table relating experiences Wherein they had been taken for some noted personagej FRENCHMAN: While in gay Paree I was much annoyed by constantly hearing myself alluded to as ' ze great man Napoleonf CGruss.Q ITALIAN: Oh, when I visit Rome everybody say, 'Look ahere coma oura General Gareboldil' He make dee monke sickfl QLucchetti .J ENGLISHMAN: Aw, don't you know that in deah old London I was constantly mistaken for that deah boy, the Prince of Wales ? tGinno.j , SCOTCHMAN: Hoot mon! When I was at the gathering of the clans, the bagpipes struck up the 'Campbells Are Comingf and all the gillies rallied round the noble Bruce. CRenwick.l SWEDE: Ach, dat is nothings. When I go in Stockholm, everybody yell, 'Make way for the grand soldier, Adolphus Gustaviusf QBergstrom .J IRISHMAN: When I was coming up the street to-day I met an old friend. He looked at me closely, and said, 'Well, I-- C-, is that you ? ' CEddy Mulreninj 94