UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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Overbeard in fbe 'Infirmary WANZ: Say, Fairy, you going to see,Melba? I'd like to. FAIRWEATHER: I'll let you Sit in my box if you'll wash yourself. J VISITOR: Who is that co-ed. there ? STUDENT: Oh, that is Miss Croall, '99. VISITOR: What, is she ninety-nine years old? J DR. WILLIAMSON don't mind a little hzmchivzg now and then, but when it comes to having a debating Society clown in Whitman's corner he draws the line. J MISS VINCENT announces that she can't open her mouth without putting her foot in it. Q24 COLONEL HUBBARD: Meyer, if I were you, I would try to get too per cent in roll call for once. QW. P. Meyer grinsj COL. H.: Don't you know that it don't require brains to get perfect in that ? QMeyer keeps on grinningj Q29 CFreshmen quizzing each other in preparation for a general quizj IST FRESHMAN : Where are the cuspid teeth situated ? en FRESHNIANI 'I In the posterior portion of the alimentary canal. Curiosity SCHILLER was melting up some gold when a Freshman happened to see him. He stared awhile, his eyes bulged out, he strained his neck, but soon left. In a few minutes he returned with six other Freshmen. They surrounded Maurice, but kept at quite a distance. Their eyes were fixed now on Schiller, now on the Crucible. 'When all was fin- ished, Gates, the leader, Spoke up to the other Freshmen, Saying, I told you Schiller could melt gold. MAN wants but little here at college, Nor gets that what he wants. 90

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J. H. .Fnlkers 8: Bro. 81,5 Vlarket St. Academy of Science Building, San Francisco Students Will find here the largest stock in the city A discount of ten per cent. for cash allowed to students Eastern prices Best Goods PLEASE REMEMBER I. H. A. FOLKERS 85 BRO. 815 Market St. QStore clown-stairsb FURNISI-I ANYTHING FROM A TOOTI-I TO A COMPLETE OUTFIT S9

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