UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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J. H. .Fnlkers 8: Bro. 81,5 Vlarket St. Academy of Science Building, San Francisco Students Will find here the largest stock in the city A discount of ten per cent. for cash allowed to students Eastern prices Best Goods PLEASE REMEMBER I. H. A. FOLKERS 85 BRO. 815 Market St. QStore clown-stairsb FURNISI-I ANYTHING FROM A TOOTI-I TO A COMPLETE OUTFIT S9

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.711 fbe Elevator A SON of Erin was standing near the elevator one day when it was ascending rapidly under the control of Billy, and as it stopped at the sixth floor the wheels at the top of the shaft made a peculiar noise. Pat, noticing this, said to Billy, Pwhat's the mathuriwith yer ele- vator? Billy answered that it had wheels. Yez thinks yerself --- T smart, donlt yez? 'l said Pat. Ob, my ! OF slush and mud there's not a trace, The soiled brozwz shirt has gone, For Prince at last has washed his face And put a clean shirt on. J House Cleaning DR. SHARPVS friends might have thought he was going into exten- sive house cleaning by the odd-looking feather duster he had beside him, but when it looked around it was discovered to be only HAR- SHALL, of 'o1. V J XVHEN Likens had his instruments inspected, it was found that they consisted of two door-knobs, screw-driver, corkscrew, seven wax spatulas, and a hairpin. J Do you, gentle reader, think that Dr. Sullivan is just to the ladies? In a lecture on salivary calculus Dr. S. gave his solemn opinion that the reason that those of the weaker sex did not have calculus on their teeth was because their tongues moved so fast and constantly that the calculus had no opportunity to get even a start. Q25 BEHOLD the Freshman, by college's kindly rule, Pleased with some plaster, tickled on a stool, Some livelier plaything gives him more delight, A little louder, but as empty quite: Cement, amalgam, gold, amuse the junior stage, And crowns and bridges are of Senior's age: Pleased with this bauble still as that before, Till, finished, he quits and college days are o'er. 88

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Overbeard in fbe 'Infirmary WANZ: Say, Fairy, you going to see,Melba? I'd like to. FAIRWEATHER: I'll let you Sit in my box if you'll wash yourself. J VISITOR: Who is that co-ed. there ? STUDENT: Oh, that is Miss Croall, '99. VISITOR: What, is she ninety-nine years old? J DR. WILLIAMSON don't mind a little hzmchivzg now and then, but when it comes to having a debating Society clown in Whitman's corner he draws the line. J MISS VINCENT announces that she can't open her mouth without putting her foot in it. Q24 COLONEL HUBBARD: Meyer, if I were you, I would try to get too per cent in roll call for once. QW. P. Meyer grinsj COL. H.: Don't you know that it don't require brains to get perfect in that ? QMeyer keeps on grinningj Q29 CFreshmen quizzing each other in preparation for a general quizj IST FRESHMAN : Where are the cuspid teeth situated ? en FRESHNIANI 'I In the posterior portion of the alimentary canal. Curiosity SCHILLER was melting up some gold when a Freshman happened to see him. He stared awhile, his eyes bulged out, he strained his neck, but soon left. In a few minutes he returned with six other Freshmen. They surrounded Maurice, but kept at quite a distance. Their eyes were fixed now on Schiller, now on the Crucible. 'When all was fin- ished, Gates, the leader, Spoke up to the other Freshmen, Saying, I told you Schiller could melt gold. MAN wants but little here at college, Nor gets that what he wants. 90