UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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College Rules I. DON'T sit on the stairway in the entrance, or feet Qif the janitor sees youj. 2. If you see the janitor of the building in the corridors, get out of the way as fast as possible, or he will tell the Faculty you were disorderly. 3. Don't whistle in the iniirrnary, because it takes up so much of Dr. Sullivan's time in the lecture-room imitating you. 4. Don't look at anything during Dr. D'An- cona's lecture, or the glances cast around the room may disturb the doctor's psychological experiments. 5. Don't smoke cigarettes in the corridor unless you put your head in your hat locker. 6. Sit very lightly in the seats or George will have to fix them, as they are not strong. you will have cold 12,15 5-Qi ff slgdl th ja M tx ,XX X X This fx llze lnzuel Zlzal Tob1'i1u'1' mzjrerl lulv IL zzz' z vie 1 I KU I UI 'l l'I Ll' spzllfn' iodqform on them. 7. Don't scuffle with George, or Gus, or Billy, as they are badmeu. 8. Always keep a sober face and Work hard Qwhen any of the Fac- ulty or lecturers pass through the lab.j. Overheard in tbe' Tnfirmarp PATIENT comes with a crown in her hand and exclaims thus: Doctor, Won't you please ffivei this crown on. A LADY came one day and desired to have a tooth presfffacfed. O DocHToR! Oive a tooth-aken and Oive been sick. The rason why Oive been sick is that Oive not been falin' well for some toime pahst. up V1s1ToR Cto Juniorb: Well, well, where in hell have I seen you before? JUNIOR! Well, I don't knowg what part of hell did you come from ? 86 oft' 4552 ' X -K -A f M lf 7 1015 fu e x R .I- l r ll l l l 'll Qt? This is what several fel- lows did a lzllle lalnr. Rr'vuIl-!-!!-J!!-!!!!.

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.711 fbe Elevator A SON of Erin was standing near the elevator one day when it was ascending rapidly under the control of Billy, and as it stopped at the sixth floor the wheels at the top of the shaft made a peculiar noise. Pat, noticing this, said to Billy, Pwhat's the mathuriwith yer ele- vator? Billy answered that it had wheels. Yez thinks yerself --- T smart, donlt yez? 'l said Pat. Ob, my ! OF slush and mud there's not a trace, The soiled brozwz shirt has gone, For Prince at last has washed his face And put a clean shirt on. J House Cleaning DR. SHARPVS friends might have thought he was going into exten- sive house cleaning by the odd-looking feather duster he had beside him, but when it looked around it was discovered to be only HAR- SHALL, of 'o1. V J XVHEN Likens had his instruments inspected, it was found that they consisted of two door-knobs, screw-driver, corkscrew, seven wax spatulas, and a hairpin. J Do you, gentle reader, think that Dr. Sullivan is just to the ladies? In a lecture on salivary calculus Dr. S. gave his solemn opinion that the reason that those of the weaker sex did not have calculus on their teeth was because their tongues moved so fast and constantly that the calculus had no opportunity to get even a start. Q25 BEHOLD the Freshman, by college's kindly rule, Pleased with some plaster, tickled on a stool, Some livelier plaything gives him more delight, A little louder, but as empty quite: Cement, amalgam, gold, amuse the junior stage, And crowns and bridges are of Senior's age: Pleased with this bauble still as that before, Till, finished, he quits and college days are o'er. 88