UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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College Rules I. DON'T sit on the stairway in the entrance, or feet Qif the janitor sees youj. 2. If you see the janitor of the building in the corridors, get out of the way as fast as possible, or he will tell the Faculty you were disorderly. 3. Don't whistle in the iniirrnary, because it takes up so much of Dr. Sullivan's time in the lecture-room imitating you. 4. Don't look at anything during Dr. D'An- cona's lecture, or the glances cast around the room may disturb the doctor's psychological experiments. 5. Don't smoke cigarettes in the corridor unless you put your head in your hat locker. 6. Sit very lightly in the seats or George will have to fix them, as they are not strong. you will have cold 12,15 5-Qi ff slgdl th ja M tx ,XX X X This fx llze lnzuel Zlzal Tob1'i1u'1' mzjrerl lulv IL zzz' z vie 1 I KU I UI 'l l'I Ll' spzllfn' iodqform on them. 7. Don't scuffle with George, or Gus, or Billy, as they are badmeu. 8. Always keep a sober face and Work hard Qwhen any of the Fac- ulty or lecturers pass through the lab.j. Overheard in tbe' Tnfirmarp PATIENT comes with a crown in her hand and exclaims thus: Doctor, Won't you please ffivei this crown on. A LADY came one day and desired to have a tooth presfffacfed. O DocHToR! Oive a tooth-aken and Oive been sick. The rason why Oive been sick is that Oive not been falin' well for some toime pahst. up V1s1ToR Cto Juniorb: Well, well, where in hell have I seen you before? JUNIOR! Well, I don't knowg what part of hell did you come from ? 86 oft' 4552 ' X -K -A f M lf 7 1015 fu e x R .I- l r ll l l l 'll Qt? This is what several fel- lows did a lzllle lalnr. Rr'vuIl-!-!!-J!!-!!!!.

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