UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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Our .ildvertisers T would be rather unjust to allow this opportunity to slip by without speaking of our advertisers. In our dealings with them they have been more than kind to ns, and we appreciate their actions and words in lending a helping hand to our Annual. One exception must be taken, however, and that is Mr. Rouda, the tailor, who liatly refused to take a five-dollar advertisement, even when some of the staff offered to fake if on! in zfmzz'c.,' Mr. Rouda has done several hundred dollars' worth of work among our student body, and his ungentlemanly manner, when asked to take an ad, was wholly uncalled for. The students have not been patronizing our advertisers as much as they should, however, and, to remind them of this fact, a list of the advertisers will be found near the elevator door for reference, and We sincerely hope that cz!! our patronage may go to them and them alone. Zlifskir tz THE recent craze a beard to raise Has seized Slim Shorty Piper, So now upon his cheeks appear The sandy hairs that look so queer. Like wheat upheaved, its roots exposed, Its fibers bleached and sere 5 So on his face-his mug to grace- The wilted hairs appear. Though tubercular 't they now may look, Though the hairs are scattered and few, Tho' the microbes have knavved off the roots, 'With care they may pull thro'. Tho, the hue is 11ot ideal, Still, old man, do not despair 5 Dark dye will all of that conceal And stimulate the hair. ANON. 34

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College Rules I. DON'T sit on the stairway in the entrance, or feet Qif the janitor sees youj. 2. If you see the janitor of the building in the corridors, get out of the way as fast as possible, or he will tell the Faculty you were disorderly. 3. Don't whistle in the iniirrnary, because it takes up so much of Dr. Sullivan's time in the lecture-room imitating you. 4. Don't look at anything during Dr. D'An- cona's lecture, or the glances cast around the room may disturb the doctor's psychological experiments. 5. Don't smoke cigarettes in the corridor unless you put your head in your hat locker. 6. Sit very lightly in the seats or George will have to fix them, as they are not strong. you will have cold 12,15 5-Qi ff slgdl th ja M tx ,XX X X This fx llze lnzuel Zlzal Tob1'i1u'1' mzjrerl lulv IL zzz' z vie 1 I KU I UI 'l l'I Ll' spzllfn' iodqform on them. 7. Don't scuffle with George, or Gus, or Billy, as they are badmeu. 8. Always keep a sober face and Work hard Qwhen any of the Fac- ulty or lecturers pass through the lab.j. Overheard in tbe' Tnfirmarp PATIENT comes with a crown in her hand and exclaims thus: Doctor, Won't you please ffivei this crown on. A LADY came one day and desired to have a tooth presfffacfed. O DocHToR! Oive a tooth-aken and Oive been sick. The rason why Oive been sick is that Oive not been falin' well for some toime pahst. up V1s1ToR Cto Juniorb: Well, well, where in hell have I seen you before? JUNIOR! Well, I don't knowg what part of hell did you come from ? 86 oft' 4552 ' X -K -A f M lf 7 1015 fu e x R .I- l r ll l l l 'll Qt? This is what several fel- lows did a lzllle lalnr. Rr'vuIl-!-!!-J!!-!!!!.