UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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Quite Cute! MR. MILBERRY: After you graduate, Stokes, are you going to throw your practise towards any particular specialty? 'I MR. STGKES: Well, I don't know. I haven't thought of that, but suppose that'll be a good scheme. MR. M.: Yesg I want to make a specialty of oral surgery. MR. S.: That will be splendid. How would it-be for me to make a A specialty of 2017-ffE7Z surgery ? 'instinct FJ DR. D'ANcoNA: Mr. Heitman, when an ostrich is pursued, it sticks its head in the sand. What does that show ? CFor once Mr. Heitman failed to have some sort of an answer ready.J 062' ess 67 Rl Xl! M is L' Rssuadr 73

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Bow Could You? IT was Sunday, january I, when Messrs. Kleiser and Alduuati met on the Oakland Ferry, both bound on a trip across the bay. The bay was rough, and the boat rolled and pitched to such an extent that the passengers of the milder sex were in mortal terror. Seeing a beautiful girl weeping, Mr. A. walked up to her, ard, in a soothing voice, declared there was no danger, and he would let no harm touch her. . Hearing a gentle voice beside her, the maiden turned, threw her arms around his neck, and fainted. Then the medical knowledge of the two young Freshmen came ing for they restored her to conscious- nessfand then turned to go-but, oh, no! the maiden would not have it thus, so they finally had to see her home. l2o Cime WHEN john L. Sullivan, of the Freshman class, arrived in the city and registered at a South Side hotel, after having a room assigned him, he inquired at what hours meals were served. Breakfast from 7 to II, luncheon from II to 3,3 dinner from 3 to 8: supper from 8 to uf' replied the clerk glibly. By Crammeny ! ej aculated Sullivan, with bulging eyes, when am I going to get time to go to college? Qui fe a man . WILLIAWI BACON made himself believe that Billy Bacon was quite a shrewd Hnancier, because Billy was small enough to bunco some of Wi1liam's friends out of twenty cents each, footing up to 33. 50, which Bacon pocketed and acted as if proud of William Bacon, of Alameda. U .71 Brigbf Cbougbf DR. W. F. SHARP: Mr. Green, tell us something about Knapp blow- pipe. MR. GREEN Cwith great coniidencejz It burns naphtha, doctor. 72

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Letters to the Editor. .H .20 THE following letters were found in the Chief EditOr's Waste-paper basket, but the Roasting Editor, on the alert for news, thought them to be too good a thing to let pass. EDITOR OF CHAFF --Dem' Sir: I have the following bill for damages which the Junior class refused to pay. These damages were Committed on my personal property on jan. 26, I899, and I wish to make the affair public, so please publish the following itemized account: 3 Pants' Buttons QE zc .... . . . 350.06 I Dirn0nd Dick Novel. . . . .05 I Tin Whistle ....... . .05 I Broken Bicycle Pump ..... . . .... . .03 I Stick of Chewing Candy ............. . .oz Damage to Mouth from Being Hit with an Apple , , , ,Io Time Spent Dodging Missiles GD, Ioc. per hr. . . . .05 Mental Anguish .............. . . .Io Total ........ ........, 5 0.46 Kindly do me this favor. Yours, A. D. PRINCE. EDITOR or CHAFFH--Deaf' Str: I wish you would publish the fact that the Aluminum Plate I cast last january vvas a remarkable piece of ski!! and not luck as a great many of my colleagues thought. Therefore please grant me this favor as I wish the matter to be thor- oughly understood. Yours truly, R. E. BURNS. EDITOR OF CIMIAFFH--Dear SZ'7'.' I wish to ask a delicate favor of you. I hear that you are going to publish a comment on my con- stancy Qif you might call it suchQ With a certain co-ed. Now jbfmse do not do this, as I am afraid a certain young lady out in the Mission would get onto it, and then --well-I don? know what would hezfnjben. Hoping you will consider this matter favorably, I am yours truly, A. W. BAKER. 74