UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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Bow Could You? IT was Sunday, january I, when Messrs. Kleiser and Alduuati met on the Oakland Ferry, both bound on a trip across the bay. The bay was rough, and the boat rolled and pitched to such an extent that the passengers of the milder sex were in mortal terror. Seeing a beautiful girl weeping, Mr. A. walked up to her, ard, in a soothing voice, declared there was no danger, and he would let no harm touch her. . Hearing a gentle voice beside her, the maiden turned, threw her arms around his neck, and fainted. Then the medical knowledge of the two young Freshmen came ing for they restored her to conscious- nessfand then turned to go-but, oh, no! the maiden would not have it thus, so they finally had to see her home. l2o Cime WHEN john L. Sullivan, of the Freshman class, arrived in the city and registered at a South Side hotel, after having a room assigned him, he inquired at what hours meals were served. Breakfast from 7 to II, luncheon from II to 3,3 dinner from 3 to 8: supper from 8 to uf' replied the clerk glibly. By Crammeny ! ej aculated Sullivan, with bulging eyes, when am I going to get time to go to college? Qui fe a man . WILLIAWI BACON made himself believe that Billy Bacon was quite a shrewd Hnancier, because Billy was small enough to bunco some of Wi1liam's friends out of twenty cents each, footing up to 33. 50, which Bacon pocketed and acted as if proud of William Bacon, of Alameda. U .71 Brigbf Cbougbf DR. W. F. SHARP: Mr. Green, tell us something about Knapp blow- pipe. MR. GREEN Cwith great coniidencejz It burns naphtha, doctor. 72

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DR. SULLIVAN: What are the antidotes for mineral acid poison ? 'l MISS BLOSSOM: Oh-plasters and chalk I DR. S.: Would a belladonna or mustard plaster do ?'l DR. DUNBAR: What people are most apt to have gouty diathesis ? MR. GAMBITZ: Those that lead a fast life. CThe doctor smiled, while the class laughedj DR. HODGEN: Mr. Burridge, you tell us how it is done at your father's. MR. B.: I' Can't give it away, doctor l F' DR. SHARP: Foster, how do you anneal gold? F.: By holding in a tlamef' DR. S.: What for? F.: To remove the moisture and the Water of crystallization. DR. WILLIAMSON: Mr. Ohara, what is the nerve? OHARA: Optic? DR. VV.: HOW many are there? O.: Three--oh no, tvvo on each side! DR. SULLIVAN: Mr. Schiller, what is gallic acid ? 3' SCHILLER: Gallic acid is obtained from the galls of small insects of the order of hymenopteriaf, DR. SHARP! Farman, Where is a muliie used? 'l FARMAN: In the laboratory. DR. WILLIAMSON Cto junior classj: Don't try to remember the names of the petrosal nerves, Whether they be long, short, large, small, deep, or superiicial. I once tried to remember all of them and found that I was getting ' Gray ' by doing so. 71

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Quite Cute! MR. MILBERRY: After you graduate, Stokes, are you going to throw your practise towards any particular specialty? 'I MR. STGKES: Well, I don't know. I haven't thought of that, but suppose that'll be a good scheme. MR. M.: Yesg I want to make a specialty of oral surgery. MR. S.: That will be splendid. How would it-be for me to make a A specialty of 2017-ffE7Z surgery ? 'instinct FJ DR. D'ANcoNA: Mr. Heitman, when an ostrich is pursued, it sticks its head in the sand. What does that show ? CFor once Mr. Heitman failed to have some sort of an answer ready.J 062' ess 67 Rl Xl! M is L' Rssuadr 73