UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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DR. SULLIVAN: What are the antidotes for mineral acid poison ? 'l MISS BLOSSOM: Oh-plasters and chalk I DR. S.: Would a belladonna or mustard plaster do ?'l DR. DUNBAR: What people are most apt to have gouty diathesis ? MR. GAMBITZ: Those that lead a fast life. CThe doctor smiled, while the class laughedj DR. HODGEN: Mr. Burridge, you tell us how it is done at your father's. MR. B.: I' Can't give it away, doctor l F' DR. SHARP: Foster, how do you anneal gold? F.: By holding in a tlamef' DR. S.: What for? F.: To remove the moisture and the Water of crystallization. DR. WILLIAMSON: Mr. Ohara, what is the nerve? OHARA: Optic? DR. VV.: HOW many are there? O.: Three--oh no, tvvo on each side! DR. SULLIVAN: Mr. Schiller, what is gallic acid ? 3' SCHILLER: Gallic acid is obtained from the galls of small insects of the order of hymenopteriaf, DR. SHARP! Farman, Where is a muliie used? 'l FARMAN: In the laboratory. DR. WILLIAMSON Cto junior classj: Don't try to remember the names of the petrosal nerves, Whether they be long, short, large, small, deep, or superiicial. I once tried to remember all of them and found that I was getting ' Gray ' by doing so. 71

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DR. CARLTON: Mr. Burns, what is good for hyper-sensitive teeth besides cocaine? BURNS C after listening avvhilej: A red-hot iron -but soon found he had made a mistake and said, Hot air. DR. WILLIAMSONHZ What plexus is formed by these nerves ? MR. MORGAN: Pneumatic plexus. DR. W: That is the kind of answer that Zi1'c's. DR. CARLTON: Miz Cummings, will you describe the teeth of a person with a nervous temperament ? MR. C.: A nervous tooth-ah-ah- CBut that is all We heard.j DR. WILLIAMSON: Mr. Gstrom, what is the nerve supply of the omohyoid muscle? MR. O.: I should think it would be the spinal accessory. , DR. W.: Did you gather that information from Gray or from your own observations ? DR. DUNBAR: K' What would you do next, Mr. Smythe? SMYTHE Con being waked up by a fellow-student and informed that he Was called onj: Oh ! Will you please repeat the question ? MR. DUNBAR: You are it. DR. SULLIVAN: What do you do in case of excessive vomiting ? GANIBITZZ Use some medicinal agent. DR. S.: That is rather a broad z'1'eaL'12ze7zZ. CGambitz never smiledj E DR. HARNDEN: Name the different parts of an instrument. BLOCK! Handles, blades, and chancresf' DR. TUGGLE: 4' Did you ever eat sweetbreads ? FRESHV: Yes, lots of them. DR. TUGGLE: What are svveetbreads ? FRESHY: Pies, cakes, cookies, etc. 70

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Bow Could You? IT was Sunday, january I, when Messrs. Kleiser and Alduuati met on the Oakland Ferry, both bound on a trip across the bay. The bay was rough, and the boat rolled and pitched to such an extent that the passengers of the milder sex were in mortal terror. Seeing a beautiful girl weeping, Mr. A. walked up to her, ard, in a soothing voice, declared there was no danger, and he would let no harm touch her. . Hearing a gentle voice beside her, the maiden turned, threw her arms around his neck, and fainted. Then the medical knowledge of the two young Freshmen came ing for they restored her to conscious- nessfand then turned to go-but, oh, no! the maiden would not have it thus, so they finally had to see her home. l2o Cime WHEN john L. Sullivan, of the Freshman class, arrived in the city and registered at a South Side hotel, after having a room assigned him, he inquired at what hours meals were served. Breakfast from 7 to II, luncheon from II to 3,3 dinner from 3 to 8: supper from 8 to uf' replied the clerk glibly. By Crammeny ! ej aculated Sullivan, with bulging eyes, when am I going to get time to go to college? Qui fe a man . WILLIAWI BACON made himself believe that Billy Bacon was quite a shrewd Hnancier, because Billy was small enough to bunco some of Wi1liam's friends out of twenty cents each, footing up to 33. 50, which Bacon pocketed and acted as if proud of William Bacon, of Alameda. U .71 Brigbf Cbougbf DR. W. F. SHARP: Mr. Green, tell us something about Knapp blow- pipe. MR. GREEN Cwith great coniidencejz It burns naphtha, doctor. 72