UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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DR. CARLTON: Mr. Burns, what is good for hyper-sensitive teeth besides cocaine? BURNS C after listening avvhilej: A red-hot iron -but soon found he had made a mistake and said, Hot air. DR. WILLIAMSONHZ What plexus is formed by these nerves ? MR. MORGAN: Pneumatic plexus. DR. W: That is the kind of answer that Zi1'c's. DR. CARLTON: Miz Cummings, will you describe the teeth of a person with a nervous temperament ? MR. C.: A nervous tooth-ah-ah- CBut that is all We heard.j DR. WILLIAMSON: Mr. Gstrom, what is the nerve supply of the omohyoid muscle? MR. O.: I should think it would be the spinal accessory. , DR. W.: Did you gather that information from Gray or from your own observations ? DR. DUNBAR: K' What would you do next, Mr. Smythe? SMYTHE Con being waked up by a fellow-student and informed that he Was called onj: Oh ! Will you please repeat the question ? MR. DUNBAR: You are it. DR. SULLIVAN: What do you do in case of excessive vomiting ? GANIBITZZ Use some medicinal agent. DR. S.: That is rather a broad z'1'eaL'12ze7zZ. CGambitz never smiledj E DR. HARNDEN: Name the different parts of an instrument. BLOCK! Handles, blades, and chancresf' DR. TUGGLE: 4' Did you ever eat sweetbreads ? FRESHV: Yes, lots of them. DR. TUGGLE: What are svveetbreads ? FRESHY: Pies, cakes, cookies, etc. 70

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JI Sample of fbe 'First Query in Cbemistry Cbis Year DR. LENGFELD: How many ounces in a litre? MADDEN: Thirty-two. DR. L M.: DR. M.: DR. M R DR. MR DR. MR DR. MR. DR. Mr. DR. DR. : H How many ounces in a quart? Thirty. L.: K' Now, then, approximately how many' litres in a quart? One hundred and twenty-Aoh! no! about three hundred. QThe class roared.Q L.: Mr, Lucchetti, if there are thirty ounces in a litre and thirty-mio ounces in a quart, how many litres in a quart, approximately ? L. Qafter studying several minutespz One. L.: How many quarts in a gallon ? L.: Four. L.: How many gallons in approximately twelve litres? L. Qvery knowinglyj: Twenty-eight. QAnd the class laughedj CARLTON: Mr. Whitman, of what is a cingule composed? W.: A cingule is a deficiency and consists of enamel. C.: Mr. Grider, in what lower animal is the talon of the lateral found ? G.: just above the cutting edgef' GODDARD Cannouncing certain clinicslz On next Wlednesday, the regular clinic day, there will be four clinics. I will give oneg Dr. T will give one, and Qredectingj the other two names I can not recommendf' CPerceiving the mistake, the doctor and the class laughed.D LENGFELD Clecturing on NQOJ: UN20 is composed of the same constituents as air: when you inhale air it does not exhilarate you and make you laugh. Uust then Caceres burst out laughing and seemed to disprove the doctor's statementj 69

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DR. SULLIVAN: What are the antidotes for mineral acid poison ? 'l MISS BLOSSOM: Oh-plasters and chalk I DR. S.: Would a belladonna or mustard plaster do ?'l DR. DUNBAR: What people are most apt to have gouty diathesis ? MR. GAMBITZ: Those that lead a fast life. CThe doctor smiled, while the class laughedj DR. HODGEN: Mr. Burridge, you tell us how it is done at your father's. MR. B.: I' Can't give it away, doctor l F' DR. SHARP: Foster, how do you anneal gold? F.: By holding in a tlamef' DR. S.: What for? F.: To remove the moisture and the Water of crystallization. DR. WILLIAMSON: Mr. Ohara, what is the nerve? OHARA: Optic? DR. VV.: HOW many are there? O.: Three--oh no, tvvo on each side! DR. SULLIVAN: Mr. Schiller, what is gallic acid ? 3' SCHILLER: Gallic acid is obtained from the galls of small insects of the order of hymenopteriaf, DR. SHARP! Farman, Where is a muliie used? 'l FARMAN: In the laboratory. DR. WILLIAMSON Cto junior classj: Don't try to remember the names of the petrosal nerves, Whether they be long, short, large, small, deep, or superiicial. I once tried to remember all of them and found that I was getting ' Gray ' by doing so. 71