UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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DR. HODGEN: Gold has affinity for few thingsg it certainly has no afhnity for many men. DR. D'ANCoNA: The decay of the teeth is due to the fact that they are really rudimentary organs. If we wish to prevent decay Cfor the teeth of man are the only ones that decayj, we must give up cooking and use our teeth to defend ourselves in our brawls and scraps. . DR. LENGFELD: If you wish to make a good chemist, observe every- thingg don't make a practise of observing pretty girls alone, but, I repeat, observe everything. DR. CARLTON: Will some one please lend me a book? 'I QNO one movesj Has any one present a book? CAfter a few moments of perfect silencej Well, I guess no one will crib to-day, then. DR. HODGEN: Carbon dioxide is a constitutent of our so-called soda waters, but, as most of you know, it is not found in Martini's. H DR. LENGFELD: Oxygen is essential to all animal existence. There could be no life without it. Strange to say, it wasn't discovered until about a century ago. Student Csoifa vocal: I wonder what they did before it was discovered. DR. SULLIVAN: For gout, an internal bath is very good. You know you can take a bath internally as well as externally. I have reference to water now. ' DR. WILLIAMSON Clecturing on the larynxj : You know that is the organ of voiceg and for those that have lost its use there is an institution across the bay. I also learn they sfeal bases very well over there. DR. SULLIVAN: Be very careful about the size of opiates you give to children - unless you want to make angels of them. DEMONSTRATOR tlooking at patientj: One night with Venus and three years with !lle1'amjf.'l DR. LENGFELD: Latin is the language of science, because it has been dead so long that it cannot decompose any more. 67

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witty Zllifficisms DR. GODDARD Cafter drawing a poor profile which made the class gigglej: t'I'm a little off on drawing faces. A dentist ought to draw teeth better than faces anyway. DR. LENGFELD: A disinfectant is a substance which makes you open the windows to let the fresh air in. . DR. HODGEN Clecturing on fermentationj: The main difference between Sauterne and Champagne is about five dollars? F' 'L xX f 1 , ... N ,X 5 ' I f XX V X V XA N X N ! f S gf 1' - 1 it 7 N - X X T - I' . 3, -P77 .- ,- -.'. , TXVO SNAP SHOTS OF PALMER DUNBAR IN THE ACT OF XVALKING. DR. D'ANcoNA Qlecturing on nervous systemyz The reflex frog is placed on its back and will lie perfectly quiet C just then the frog kicked vigorouslyj. DR. LENGFELD:- Priestly., the discoverer of many gases, lived near a brewery, but patronized it only for the study of C O,, therein differing from men of the present age. 61

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DR. W'1LL1AMsoN: The word stare as applied to an horcleolum will. I suppose, be more popular to the rural delegation of the class, although I would advise you not to mention the word szjfc to a patient it' he was suffering from that afliiction, as you would be able to obtain a much larger fee by using the word hardco- Zumf, DR. LENGFELD: Most ingredients of patent medicines are on the label. Some may be in the bottle. Q25 C25 f' Zllisbes FOR THE COMFORT OF THE STUDENTS, AND OTHER OBVIOUS REASONS, THE STUDENTS WISHZ- That Wanz, ,Q9, would keep his mouth shut for Hve minutes. That Harshall, ,OI, would get a hair cut. That Prince, loo, would ge! 07Zf0 hz'11zseZfa1za'gz'f. That Baby Schwarz, ,OI, would be able to answer one question without being cribbed. A To know why Sullivan, VOI, washed his face, blackened hi-z shoes, had a clean shave and combed his hair when he operated on his Hrst C!L 6l7ZSZ.7Zg' case. That Heitman, OI, were larger in proportion to his size. That Grant, '99, would not think himself a head demonstrator in the chemical laboratory. That Chilton, ,OI, would not write letters to San Francisco when he goes home in vacations. That Dr. Stich could find a better loafing-place than a certain operating chair in the front operating-room. That the Editors of CHAFF may not be licked for any article in this issue. 63