UCSF School of Dentistry - Chaff Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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witty Zllifficisms DR. GODDARD Cafter drawing a poor profile which made the class gigglej: t'I'm a little off on drawing faces. A dentist ought to draw teeth better than faces anyway. DR. LENGFELD: A disinfectant is a substance which makes you open the windows to let the fresh air in. . DR. HODGEN Clecturing on fermentationj: The main difference between Sauterne and Champagne is about five dollars? F' 'L xX f 1 , ... N ,X 5 ' I f XX V X V XA N X N ! f S gf 1' - 1 it 7 N - X X T - I' . 3, -P77 .- ,- -.'. , TXVO SNAP SHOTS OF PALMER DUNBAR IN THE ACT OF XVALKING. DR. D'ANcoNA Qlecturing on nervous systemyz The reflex frog is placed on its back and will lie perfectly quiet C just then the frog kicked vigorouslyj. DR. LENGFELD:- Priestly., the discoverer of many gases, lived near a brewery, but patronized it only for the study of C O,, therein differing from men of the present age. 61

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OLIN HUNTER: A mighty Hunter- His prey the teeth of manf' LOVIE 'l LEVINGER: HONXVARDZ GTNGERS HEITDIANZ WOOLSEY: DUFFY HENDERSON: Who can What would Dovie do if Lovie die? Golden hair like sunlight streaming on the marble of their brows. answer where thy road leads? SOUTH JANSING: A butcher boy was he. BONES LILLARD: Osteology in the silent night JOE CAREWVZ VAN VROOM KLEISER: EDDIE PAINTER: FREDDIE PERRIN: BABY KNOX: Has changed his raven locks to whitef' They're not handsome, but they're wise -just like poor old maidsf' - --1l1-- -- .. -.- P- - -' -L- BJM 11-segloga. 4' QQM' If 5 ' -4 N ' - li: it , W elll all help rock this dear baby to sleep. ELVVOOD HERBERT: AB LINDSAY: RALPH SCHEIER: Last but not least. They are wisely looking at a map of the universe with the sincerest confidence of finding themselves upon it. 60

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DR. HODGEN: Gold has affinity for few thingsg it certainly has no afhnity for many men. DR. D'ANCoNA: The decay of the teeth is due to the fact that they are really rudimentary organs. If we wish to prevent decay Cfor the teeth of man are the only ones that decayj, we must give up cooking and use our teeth to defend ourselves in our brawls and scraps. . DR. LENGFELD: If you wish to make a good chemist, observe every- thingg don't make a practise of observing pretty girls alone, but, I repeat, observe everything. DR. CARLTON: Will some one please lend me a book? 'I QNO one movesj Has any one present a book? CAfter a few moments of perfect silencej Well, I guess no one will crib to-day, then. DR. HODGEN: Carbon dioxide is a constitutent of our so-called soda waters, but, as most of you know, it is not found in Martini's. H DR. LENGFELD: Oxygen is essential to all animal existence. There could be no life without it. Strange to say, it wasn't discovered until about a century ago. Student Csoifa vocal: I wonder what they did before it was discovered. DR. SULLIVAN: For gout, an internal bath is very good. You know you can take a bath internally as well as externally. I have reference to water now. ' DR. WILLIAMSON Clecturing on the larynxj : You know that is the organ of voiceg and for those that have lost its use there is an institution across the bay. I also learn they sfeal bases very well over there. DR. SULLIVAN: Be very careful about the size of opiates you give to children - unless you want to make angels of them. DEMONSTRATOR tlooking at patientj: One night with Venus and three years with !lle1'amjf.'l DR. LENGFELD: Latin is the language of science, because it has been dead so long that it cannot decompose any more. 67